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Yvette finds herself in the unenviable position of coming into existence in free fall at almost terminal velocity
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"Ris, I—I promise you, I never got paid, I don't have the money." The man very much looks like he's running out of options here and turns to the golden boy. "Please, friend, if you're planning to leave town soon, I'd be much obliged if you could take me with you," and protect him. "This misunderstanding is going to get me killed."

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The golden man narrows his eyes. "You," he declares, "are no hero." He says it like he's sending down judgement from above, the worst one could say.

BUT HE COULD GET US ADVENTURES we could watch Ris kill him THAT IS NOT VERY ADVENTUROUS

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Golden man’s talking friends are hilarious and she was managing to keep a straight face until now, but the combination of the golden man’s wrathful judgment and the bickering between voices is enough to cause her to crack. She covers her mouth with a hand and stifles a giggle.

“This is dumb,” she says, coughing and distracting herself getting the small pouch of money that is not in her boot and offering it up. “Look, here, just. Talk about this over a meal and compare viewpoints and wait until emotions settle down, okay? I’m sure this has been very stressful for both of you.”

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WE WERE RIGHT that never happens SHE IS THE LOVE INTEREST we like the quiet one better

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Ris... watches her money dubiously for a few seconds before accepting it, then eyes the other man, who raises his hands in a "surrender" gesture.

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"Keep it," he says. "All of it. Let's follow her advice, let's, just talk, okay?"

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"...fine," although it is very suspicious why would Tybir not accept the money if he wasn't paid for their job, hmm? "But I still want to kill you."

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"I really am sorry," he repeats, and really means it. He looks at the other three and nods. "Thank you for your help."

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"—yes, thanks," says Ris belatedly, "for saving my life and all. Now, Tybir?"

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He sighs. "Yes, I'll—let's go somewhere else."

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THAT WAS VERY NARRATIVELY SATISFYING no one died we should go chase the overseer

The golden man turns to eye the direction the overseer and his levies rode off towards speculatively.

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Aleks... is both amused and befuddled by everything that just transpired, here. He looks at the castoff for cues on what happens next because he's kinda lost.

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Oh no golden man may or may not be about to go kill a guy.

“The real villains here,” she says solemnly, “are the people that okayed this kind of execution in the first place.”

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THAT SOUNDED SMART that sounded dull

But the man turns to look at her anyway and smiles genially. "You are right!" he declares. "Which makes my lack of introduction even more shameful. I am Tahir!"

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"...is there a reason you yelled that."

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"So the world will know of me! Which it already does, of course. Everyone knows of Tahir! But it's good to remind them."

WE DON'T LIKE HIM we do

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He’s insane. He’s absolutely insane. He’s insane and hilarious and has talking demons made of nanites in his head.

“Well, hello, Tahir. I haven’t picked my name yet, I’m still working on it.”

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His eyes go wide. "You can pick your name? I didn't know that! I never picked my name!" IT IS A FINE NAME "It is a fine name." He turns to Aleks. "Did you pick your name? What's your name?"

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"Aleks. I didn't pick it."

What. Is up. With this guy. Castoff help?

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"I shall pick my name!" PICK TAHIR "I pick Tahir." we feel you missed the point IT IS THE BEST NAME

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The castoff can’t help Aleks right now. She can’t remember how to breathe, because laughing is more important.

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...this guy's thoughts must be hilarious but this does not help with Aleks's confusion.

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she mocks us SHE IS LAUGHING WITH US we are not laughing SHE IS THE LOVE INTEREST kill her

"It must have been fate that we met this day, for you make fine companions to a hero! Would you like to accompany me?"

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“To, to where,” she wheezes, “and are you aware that you’re possessed by, by.” Okay serious talky time now. “Some sort of pair of intelligences, I think they’re nanites but I’m not an expert so I don’t, actually know for sure.”

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...the glow suddenly dims to a glitter and nearly winks out, and the man wobbles in place. "Wh-what?"

NO COME BACK HE WILL WAKE UP she hears us SHE HEARS US

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