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Yvette finds herself in the unenviable position of coming into existence in free fall at almost terminal velocity
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"Free the prisoner! Let him go!" the golden man and his crowd say.

FREE THE PRISONER kill the overseer FREE THE OVERSEER no don't do that

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"I saw what you did, you rabble rouser!" says the overseer, pointing at said golden man but clearly quaking in his boots. "This is your doing!"

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"Free the prisoner! Let him go!" the crowd repeats, heedless of the overseer's words.

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"...well, I'm not risking my life to intervene in the fate of a worthless piece of belly trash. If you want him, take him," he says, turning around to look at one of the levies. "Unmake the prisoner's death and retreat! He isn't worth our blood!"

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Said levy takes out a device like a circular mirror and squeezes its frame. The mirror spins, flashing shards of light across the death and the fleshy tendrils wrapping themselves around the prisoner, and all of it disintegrates into reddish dust.

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"There! Satisfied?" But without waiting for an answer he and his levies march away as the crowd surrounds the platform and cheers.

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no don't let the overseer go kill him FREE THE PRISONER the prisoner is already free LET HIM GO we feel like you are not paying attention

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She’s a little giddy from so much concentrated rush of victory, but it’s not an unpleasant feeling. And it’s not enough to distract from the two strange buzzing voices coming from… the gold man? The gold man’s aura?

Well, regardless.

“Executing people over days of torture is barbaric!” she yells to the overseer, because no really what the fuck, dude.

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Yeah he's not staying to pay attention to whatever this crazy crowd is saying, he's gone.

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The golden man, meanwhile, notices her and beams at her.

A PRINCESS kill her SHE'S A LOVE INTEREST talk to her first

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The crowd starts to disperse once it is clear the man is free, with one exception: a man in an orange and purple outfit walks up to the platform to check on the ex-prisoner. They start exchanging quick words, and it's clear the prisoner is... not thrilled to be there.

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"You did that?" asks Aleks, ignoring them in favour of following the castoff towards the golden man. "...good job."

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"Of course!" he booms. "It's what I do!"

THE HERO SAVES THE DAY another day of pain and suffering ANOTHER DAY OF ADVENTURE

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“Well thank you for doing what you do,” says the castoff sincerely, and then yes she would actually also like to check on the poor man who was in the process of being tortured to death. “Aleks, do you have a canteen or something, he’s parched.”

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He does, yes, here it is.

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The golden man follows them as the prisoner blinks at the offered water and gratefully drinks the water.

A SUITABLE COMPANION FOR A HERO she has lessened this man's pain HEROICALLY we don't like it

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The ex-prisoner gives Aleks his canteen back, completely drained, and croaks a "Thank you," before clearing his throat and turning back to his companion. "Well? I was the one drinking the water, there's no reason for you to stop talking." Bastard left him out to dry.

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"Yes, well, you see, Ris," and for how much the man's shaking one would think he was the one who'd just spent however long being tortured. "I was hoping to get a reward for turning in the fellow who sold us that brandy without telling us about its secrets, but—"

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"But?" snarls Ris. "There's always a but when it comes to money, isn't there?"

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Wow, just out of death’s door and already arguing about money, what impressive priorities.

“Oh, I see. That wasn’t altruism at all, you just also didn’t want to get executed.” If she sounds disappointed, it’s because she is. She glances at the golden man and raises her eyebrows. Altruism, or pragmatism, hm?

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THIS IS BORING WHERE'S OUR NEXT ADVENTURE the man is saved let's move on

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"I—yes, it's true that the Devourer of Wrongs would have learned about me if he had eaten Ris, and I did manage to escape the levies when they showed up looking for us." The man looks Ris in the eyes and puts his hand to his heart. "But Ris, I escaped the levies and saved you from the Devourer because I love you and did not want to see you die. You have to believe me." Escaping the levies was just good luck.

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"Do I?" Ris says, sounding like he very much does not.

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Huh. Honesty. Okay.

“It would have taken you days to die, like that,” she muses. “Probably time for him to flee the city and be out of their reach before they knew about him. So altruism probably was a motivation, I suppose. But I think your friend probably needs water, medical care, and maybe some food before excuses.”

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"You know the best way to get those?" snarls Ris. "Money. Which you still owe me."

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