Aug 18, 2019 2:38 AM
Glam becomes a Miracle
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Sadde giggles. "Why is it prejudiced?"

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"It is an inaccurate and insulting depiction of the proud mer race."

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"It's what people thought mer were like before!"

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"We didn't design the place, kid, we just live here... wait, do mer not have tails? How do you even make that mistake?"

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"They do but they're more like dolphins and they're all gray. He's half-mer."

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"...How did that even work?"

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"Why are people always asking me that?"

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"Dolphins are mammals aren't they? I guess it just worked."

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"I mean, have you ever seen a dolphin's... you know..."

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"Penis. The word you're looking for is penis. And yes, but Nemo and Batman killed it."

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"Nemo and Batman are mer kids," Sadde translates.

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The man looks horrified. "Why would--"

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"Dolphins like molesting people. At least sharks just eat you."

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"I'm real glad I don't live near the actual sea, kid."

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"I read that sharks don't like human taste. Dunno about mer."

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"The mummies and daddies say I confuse them!"

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"You confuse sharks?"

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"Wrong shape and colour."

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She giggles.

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"I suppose I can't stop you." He presses a button, raising the gate. "Just don't be little shits, alright?"

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"No promises."

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The gates are open, and the children are allowed in.

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Into the racist park they go!

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It's odd. Much of the old, cheesy nautical decoration remains, and in some places even appears to have been added to. The scent of cooking meat wafts out from storefronts with carefully weather worn signs bearing messages like "Ye Olde Fishwife" or "The Forlorn Mermaid". Cheerful, if somewhat peasantish looking people crowd the narrow, cobblestone streets. Children run in and out of dormant haunted house rides, and the laundry hangs from the lowest carriages off a retired ferris wheel. 

A fair few people stop to point at Michael and company.

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