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"You think everything is hot. It's in your psych profile."

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"Anyway. You said something about things I should know?"

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"Yes. Standard debrief. The colony is called Freedom's Progress; wildcat colony, as you can probably tell from the name. A distress signal went out sixteen hours ago; when a Cerberus scoutship arrived two hours later, every human in the colony appeared to have vanished into thin air. Having confirmed this, the scout left without disturbing the scene further."

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"Well that's fucked up!"

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"Very much so. We're hoping to find some evidence of what's going on besides 'the Collectors did it'."

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"Yeah, good plan if we can pull it off. How many times has this happened already? What do we know?"

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"Sixteen colonies have been taken. The timing isn't consistent; two attacks happened in three days, followed by a four-month gap. Each time, the population is abducted entirely, with no sign of resistance. The largest colony to disappear has been a population of fifty thousand; the smallest, two hundred and fifty."

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"Two hundred and fifty? Like, just two hundred and fifty? What the hell are they using them for that made a colony of two hundred and fifty people worth the trip to pick them up?"

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"Rather. We suspect there may have been some exceptional specimen present in that particular colony, but we were unable to determine what traits they value if that was the case."

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"Mysteries. My favourite.* I bet I'll get to read reports about them later. Also my favourite.**"

*lies
**damned lies

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"You have a great deal of enjoyment ahead of you, yes. Speaking of which, let's head into the shuttle. The mission waits for no one."

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Snort.

Shuttle!

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Miranda's encounter suit is better-armored than her walking-around outfit, and it has a helmet. She checks over her pistol in the routine fashion of someone who is too professional to disregard a task she clearly doesn't care very much about.

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Zanna checks her pistol and shotgun like a woman who owes her life to them half a dozen times over.

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June goes over her borrowed arsenal like she's the sort of person who disassembles and reassembles weapons as a fidget.

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And they land.

Miranda nods to the door. "I expect you'll want point?"

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"It's almost like you know me."

Door.

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Zanna follows at her left shoulder. "Prefabs, prefabs, and more prefabs," she mutters as they go through the colony. "It makes sense, but if I had to live in one of these colonies the aesthetic would kill me."

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"I had no idea you were such a delicate flower. Honestly I think it's kind of homey. Who doesn't have fond memories of curling up on a bare mattress in the back of a shipping container?"

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"Man, we're both from Toronto, don't try to tell me you don't miss that proprietary mixture of old-growth Earthling city and nouveau bullshit. You don't get the Royal Ontario Space Crystal Infection in space."

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"Hey, that space crystal infection is older than either of us. How many centuries does architecture need to stick around before people have to stop calling it nouveau bullshit?"

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"It will always be nouveau bullshit."

...are those voices June hears?

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She makes a silencing gesture and listens.

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Sal'Poma's voice synthesizer hasn't changed in the intervening years. It might be a bit smoother than it was. "...overruled, Prazza, are you insane? We're toeing the line even being here, setting off an EMP would be a massive risk for no reward to speak of."

     "What if there's an YMIR mech around the next corner?"

"What - why would a wildcat colony have an YMIR mech? Prazza, please just let me do my job. We're here to find Veetor."

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...friend! Friend!!!!! ✨✨✨ Friend ✨✨✨

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