the one where... well, you know
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"Yep."

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"You might have to be more leery of Narcissa getting ideas... She's always been the amoral scientist type."

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"...Velociraptors with lightsabers," Anathema says, solemnly.

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"Clever girl," she says, kissing Anathema's ear.

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She giggles and kisses Ellie back. "We should at least see if we can convince her to make you a lightsaber."

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"I'll have to learn fencing."

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"Well, Fay's dad already set me up with knife fighting lessons..."

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"We can make it a tandem gift sometime."

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"That'd be really great."

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Kiss. "Of course, figuring out the right color might take some tweaking..."

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"Could figure out a way to make it change colors."

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"Perfect!" Laugh. "Set it up like a mood ring, though you might have to double up 'angry' and 'sexily evil' on red."

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"They'd be slightly different shades, obviously."

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"Real question is which one we make the bloody red..."

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"'Sexy evil' is dragonsblood. 'Angry' is human blood."

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"Hm, fair... Though I think you're a bit sexier as a human... But there's nothing quite so demanding as a dragon..."

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She coughs. 

(She's blushing a little.)

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"Which do you think is better?" she demands of Fay.

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"Um."

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"We need an outsider's opinion."

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Ahem. "Most wizards would probably associate dragons more with anger," she says, not looking at either girl, "But 'sexy evil dragon lady' is a bit of a muggle trope."

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"But sexy dragon ladies are still humanoid! They've got - you know, human lady parts. Just like with a scale bra." She eyes Ellie like she's wondering how hard a partial Transfiguration that'd be. 

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Wow what a fascinating ceiling. Definitely what's making her blush.

"That is true."

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"That doesn't make any biological sense, though. Reptiles don't give milk."

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She giggles. "Prominent mammaries aren't necessary for nursing, though - cats don't have any! They're just a fertility marker conveniently located near eye level. Any bipedal species could develop them - and aliens could have scaled mammals, besides."

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