"There's something wrong with the rooms. Everyone who tries staying there notices. There's like, an energy. Maybe it's asbestos or lead or something, but everyone who goes there can feel it in the air," says He Who Hides Behind His Snapback.
The girl rolls her eyes.
"It's probably all the desert sun and old paint. Or ghosts, oooh, spooky. Sometimes people show up, thinking they've been sent to Hell. They're usually pretty lost, too."
She directs them, with rather unhelpful amounts of vague gesturing, but clear verbal directions, at least.