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Thorn in Isekai
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"If I get to cheat at wizardry then I really ought to learn some!"

She grins. "But for now, snuggles."

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"Indeed."

She snuggles happily, leg and breast and hips and arm and head all seeking as much skin contact as is comfortable.

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She nuzzles in. 

"So, um... do you mind if I ask... did I take your virginity?"

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"...Sort of depends on how you count it. I don't think so, under a definition where, uh, going down on each other constitutes taking virginity. I had a girlfriend at home for a little while. We did - some stuff. Only on certain days, she didn't know about," she gestures. "Feel a little bad about that, actually."

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"Yeah, I think that counts. You don't have to give me details. Want my sexual history in trade?"

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"Sure why not?"

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She holds up three fingers. "Leaving names out of it, I've had three partners. A catboy with a pussy who was kind of an asshole but in like a hot way so it was hard to hold it against him, a very energetic girl which was more of a friends with benefits thing than dating, and a girl with a dick who I knew from work and was sweet on, but then I got hit by a truck."

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She makes a 'hmm' noise and a thoughtful face.

"I'm not jealous or anything. I hope you had fun with them. My girlfriend and I were... I don't regret it but we didn't know what we were doing and kind of hurt each other. Tried to learn from it.

...What's a truck, exactly?"

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"I'm sorry. I hope we can be better." 

"And... Carriages exist here, right? A truck is like a really fast heavy carriage that draws itself without the need for horses. A big truck is maybe the size of half this room, and it moves fast enough to make an all-day walk in about twenty minutes. When you get hit by something that big going that fast, you don't usually get back up again."

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"...So a magic extra-large carriage. Yeowch. Let's not let that happen again."

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"Yeah, it really wasn't very pleasant." Contemplative snuggle.

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Abyssia squeezes her sympathetically. She snuggles quietly for a few minutes.

 

Eventually, "...I should go maintain my guns and roll cartridges. Get ready for tomorrow, if we're going into the dungeon again."

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"Yeah, that's cool." 

Thorn scootches away a little and sits up. "One last kiss to tide me over for the night?"

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"Definitely." Kiss.

She doesn't put her chainmail back on as she dresses, bundling it up over her arm instead before going.

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Thorn gets dressed too, checks her memory to check which room this is again - it's hers - and goes for a short walk. 

Wow, Bys is so great.

She goes back to her bed and tries to sleep. It's a little hard, with her mind full of thoughts of Bys - her hands keep going non-restful places - but eventually she manages to sleep.

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The night is peaceful. When she comes downstairs, Bys waves cheerfully. Already armored and eating eggs and bacon.

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"Hey, Bys. That looks good, where'd you get it?"

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"Stall down the street. Good morning to you, too. I slept better today."

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"Took me a while," says Thorn. "I was thinking of you. But I get by with less rest than most."

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"-Awww." She blushes. "I dreamed about you."

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"Oh? Walk with me to that food cart and you can tell me about it."

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"Sure. You get a refund if you return the plate anyway- Uh, it was well, a dream, so dream logic applies, fair warning..."

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She laughs. "I know what dreams are like. Go ahead, I won't hold it against you."

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"I was climbing the rocks around my hometown and heard someone shouting for help, so I flew into the ocean and looked for them, except the storm kept putting me underwater and I swam in darkness through the cave wondering what treasure I would find and the treasure was you andwehaddreamsex."

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"That's a really good dream!" She smiles. "I see what you mean about the dream logic, but I like it anyway." 

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