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sometimes a masochist is a solution in search of a problem
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"That sounds like... fun."

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"It's amazing as long as you're good at not getting into arguments with stupid people who are astonishingly wrong about everything."

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"This is common, I take it."

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"People are so, so very wrong, and so, so very confident."

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"I'm not sure if the benefits are worth that tradeoff," she says seriously.

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Giggle. "Maybe I can tempt you to the internet dark side with all the free libraries. Or the videos of me - videos are like pictures that move and have sound."

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"What would I need videos for? I have the real thing right here."

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"You're sweet."

"Alright, maybe I'll handle all the internet nonsense, and you can be my mysterious cryptid girlfriend. I'll make up bizarre facts about you whenever anyone asks if I'm taken."

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"As long as you do answer in the affirmative, I can live with that." Kiss.

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Kiss!!!

"All my fans will be outrageously jealous."

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"Pity for them. They should have spent less time having stupid arguments on the internet."

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Heee. "Fortunately the museum most of my videos are posted through is good at banning stupid arguments in the comments."

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"That is good. You don't deserve to be subjected to that."

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Kiss. "You're sweet."

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"Add that to my song."

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"It'll be the chorus."

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She laughs. "Harkon will faint if he hears it."

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"Weaponizable music is the best."

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"He will never see it coming."

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Giggle. "We'll need a way to play it very, very loudly at him."

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"I assume you have some sort of appropriate technology."

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"Oh, definitely."

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Giggle.

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Kiss!!!

(This is an excellent way to pass the time while waiting for things to open.)

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Indeed it is.

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