"Nowhere does! Unless this place has been keeping it secret for however long the place has been inhabited!"

"The Worldwound is not a secret, people from all over the world come here to fight."

"Since when?"

"Uh, since 4607."

Kyeo mentally converts that into Ibyabekan years. "It isn't 4607 yet."

"That's, uh, Absalom Reckoning. It's sixty-eight years since the Thrune Ascendency? It's, uh, eight thousand since the Age of Darkness."

"I don't know how long an Absalom year is. In Earth Standard Years it's 2152."

"I don't know what those are. Also haven't heard of Ibyabek but you look Tian so I figured it was somewhere there."

"It's the second planet in the Ibyatok system, which used to be called the Sohaitok system."

"You're from another planet?"

"I told you! I'm from Ibyabek! It's a planet."

"I didn't know it was a planet! Okay, that's your problem, now you are on Golarion, which is a different planet."

"I've never heard of Golarion. Is it a Kularan planet, or - Xeren, or - where is it, who does it belong to?"

"...lots of people claim different bits of it. It doesn't belong to other planets."

"Okay. But where is it?"

"I don't think I know enough to answer that for someone who knows of lots of multiplanet empires. I know our sun has eleven worlds."

"That doesn't really help, I don't know how many planets the suns I didn't think were colonized have. Sol, Earth's sun, has eight... how long ago was Golarion settled?"

"A really long time ago? We think human civilizations are at least ten thousand years old and some other species were around before us, I think."

"- ten thousand years ago humans hadn't invented agriculture! Did - some spacefaring aliens - kidnap your ancestors and put you here -"

"Maybe? I think we in fact hadn't invented agriculture, back then."

"Okay. Well, that's - interesting - what are the kinds of aliens? The, uh, various civilizations descended from Earth as a spacefaring planet in its own right, haven't found any intelligent life on other planets yet."

"Man. Uh, there's elves and orcs and halflings and gnomes and goblins and dwarves and giants and trolls and hags and...titans? and merfolk and bugbears and, uh, tabaxi, there's hybrids of many of those, there's outsiders who are originally from the Outer Planes and elementals that are originally from the Inner Planes and hybrids of most of the kinds of outsider with humans, there's dragons, there's trolls and titans and giants and mind flayers and beholders and algolthulls. And that conceals a lot of - like, dragons are as different from each other as we are from bugbears, there's hundreds of kinds, we just call 'em all dragons and they call us all humanoids."

"That's a lot of aliens - are most of them genetically engineered or something -"

"I don't know what you mean by that."

"Uh, modified from existing animals somehow?"