This post's authors have general content warnings that might apply to the current post.
Accept our Terms of Service
Our Terms of Service have recently changed! Please read and agree to the Terms of Service and the Privacy Policy
gee Haru, how come your author lets you have two girlfriends,
+ Show First Post
Total: 705
Posts Per Page:
Permalink

“…How would wearing a dress make you unable to notice you need to use the bathroom??? I know your backlash makes it harder for you to notice things but I don’t have the impression that outie plumbing has visible indicators of OH you mean because skin contact is better for guiding.”

Permalink

Cara is valiantly fighting to avoid collapsing in a fit of laughter at that, because she does not want to make Lucy feel weird. "Yeah, I was just describing a reason I did not want to let myself get more backlashed, sorry."

She pats Lucy on the head fondly. "Shall we go retrieve our garments?"

Permalink

“And here we have a reason not to let me get too backlashed.”

Permalink

"If it makes you feel any better about it; it's very nice, when I'm more backlashed, to be around you at a similar backlash level. You handle the decisionmaking that I literally can't, and we both get guided!"  

Permalink

“Oh, I’m just embarrassed because that was such an obvious thing to miss.”

Permalink

She pets Lucy's hair. "Well. I feel pretty similarly about needing a chaperone to use my phone, so. Handshake emoji. Backlash sucks." 

Permalink

Once everybody has clothes on Haru can take a slate of selfies and text them to each girl to pass on as they will.

Permalink

She smiles wide for the camera and manages to be unsilly about it! (because she wants Lucy's family to liiiiike herrrrr).

"Oh, I think those came out well!" She says, once she's gotten her dress back off and one of them can show it to her on their phone.

Permalink

"We can take another one at the end of the week when you two are all done getting symmetrized."

Permalink

She sends the picture. “Wilbur is either going to decline to notice or mathematically quantify the changes, and I’m not sure which.”

Permalink

Oh that's delightful. "I'm hoping for the latter!" 

Snuggles, phone call? 

Permalink

Phone call! Dial ring ring—

“Lucy?”

“Hi, Wilbur! I am currently verbal.”

“Currently.”

“My backlash makes me forget that other people exist, at high levels.”

“…What. You. That. How.”

“It catastrophically impairs my cognition!”

“Yeah, on you, it would!!!”

Permalink

- she mostly stifles a giggle, though she has to bury her face in Lucy's neck to do it. 

Permalink

 

 

 

“…Am I on speakerphone?”

“Yep!”

“Ah.”

Permalink

-Ah, not stifled enough. "Hi!" she says. "I'm Cara." 

Permalink

“Hello, Cara, I’m Wilbur,” he sighs.

“Traceless is also here! His name is Haru.”

“Hello also Haru, thank you for keeping my sister in good enough condition to laugh at me.”

Permalink

"We've all been there, I'm just glad she was able to text me."

Permalink

“I also thank emergency service workers whose job it quite literally is.”

“What Wilbur means is that just because something is totally reasonable doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate it.”

“Yes. Thank you.”

Permalink

awwwwww their dynamic is delightful!

She's grinning as she says "It's nice to meet you, Wilbur! I'm sure you know this already, but your sister is very good." 

Permalink

“Yes, I have met her.”

Permalink

Cara giggles again, but decides not to reply - it's safer not to banter with strangers friends she hasn't met when she can't see their body language, even if it's so tempting.

She snuggles herself against Lucy quietly, eyes closing in content.

Permalink

"Well, you're welcome."

Permalink

“Anyway, I just wanted to check in, let you know I’m fine.”

“I appreciate it. Congratulations on getting to be an esper.”

“…Thanks. I’m really looking forward to it.”

Permalink

Cara nods slightly in agreement, snuggled happily against her Lucy. 

Permalink

“Anyway, please verbally confirm that you are fine and being well taken care of and nothing sketchy has occurred.”

“I am fine and being well taken care of and the single sketchiest thing that happened was an accident and the cat did it.”

“And I’m not going to ask. Love you bye.”

“Love you bye!”

And Wilbur hangs up.

Total: 705
Posts Per Page: