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a katie witch awakens
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"Actually, wait, hey, if I were to join Lunabella, would I get to choose my master, or would I have one assigned?"

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"Oh, you choose! Go auction yourself off and hold out for whatever you please."

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"Okay, yeah, if I got a sufficiently hot master that might be tempting. How do I see who wants me?"

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"There are marketplaces for it up there! Recruiters! I do not think anyone already wants you, on account of they do not know you exist."

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"How do I check if they would?"

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"Well, by going to the moon. You cannot go yet as you are not a witch. I suppose you could post a classified ad?"

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"But wait like, if I choose Lunabella then I'm automatically part of the faction, it seems, which apparently means I must have a master, but how is it decided who gets me initially?"

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"No one gets you initially. If you have me fate-twist you for Lunabella you are arranging that it will happen, but fate can be patient enough for you to go to the moon and sell yourself - so long as you will actually do that. It may become testy if you try to flip it off."

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"Huh, I see. But like, the fate manipulation can't guarantee me a master I'll like, can it?"

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"It cannot, no."

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"Oh, also it seems like the other factions have like, geographical territories where I'll get to live, what are the Covens's like? Do they even have one?"

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"In Hell, but you probably do not move straight there right away. Technically Alfheimr also does not give you a dormroom, it is just a world."

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"...do you know what Hell's like?"

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"Never been. Paintings of it very spooky, prior residents review negatively."

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"Huh. Think I'm still going with the Covens though. Cool sex magic is worth having to provide my own accomodations."

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"Cannot guarantee your ritual partners are hot."

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"They're my rituals, don't I get to pick them?"

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"You can abstain, but Hespatians are organized in secrety little cellular arrangements. If your cellular arrangement is full of twos, you cannot necessarily find you a nine to do the do with."

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"Ok, yeah, to be clear, the actual effects of the magic sound nice, not just the process, and also hopefully I'll be able to find a cell of shall we say like-minded individuals, and if I don't I can just do the versions of the rituals where you kill stuff."

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"Alrighty. What to look at next?"

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"Well, I've picked the big things, right? Race, class, faction, isn't it just the minor details now?"

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"Hespatian Neutral academic with warlock on top! But the other thing you must decide here if ever is complications - spend your points later if you wish but to determine how many you have and how many you one day might have, you can add inconveniences."

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"Oookay, what are my options for complications?"

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"Melt like wicked witch of the west? Or similar problem with fire or iron, if preferred."

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"No way, I'm excited to go swimming now that I'm about to stop being disgustingly bony."

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