"Okay. I think, um, nudity is involved...?"

"Yes, good plan." (Bruce's penis agrees with his brain on this one.) He starts trying to take off both their shirts simultaneously, which is not very efficient at all.

Kaleva detaches from Bruce and pulls off his own clothes and then very patiently waits for Bruce to finish undressing.

He won't have to wait very long! Now he has a naked and visibly horny Bruce.

Kaleva pulls him onto the bed and kisses him. 

"Love you-- love you love you love you--"

"I love you too--" Kisses and running his hands through Kaleva's hair and pressing the whole length of their bodies together.

That's a good idea! Bruce has such good ideas!

Maybe there are some specific parts of their bodies that should be pressed together.

That was a very good choice of specific body parts! Bruce endeavors to communicate this fact using only vowels and hip motions.

Kaleva had a lot of very good plans about what he was going to do with his new half-formed knowledge from books but he has been kissing Bruce quite a lot lately and it has been very very frustrating, and also he has not actually come while conscious ever in his life before, and so in short he kisses Bruce's neck and says "oh oh oh oh--" and finishes within approximately ten seconds. 

Well that probably means he can't find out if the thing about mouths was real or not yet but also it's a pretty good result on its own and means his mouth is available for kissing and going "mmmmMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMM" while he grinds against Kaleva's thigh. It's not very many more seconds before he's done too.

"That was really good."

"It was. You're really good."

"See. We can have sex."

"We can! I've done a lot of sins but this is the best one. I thought magic was the best sin but actually this is."

"...wait you can do magic?"

"Wait, I never told--? I'm sorry, I got so used to it being this horrible secret. But. Yeah. I consorted with demons and got the ability to cast spells." He would have expected to be scared saying that, he thinks distantly, but he isn't. They've already done so many crimes together.

"Oh cool. You should show me."

"Okay." He makes some gestures with the arm that Kaleva isn't currently flopped on and says "clean", and now neither of them has come drying on them.

"That's so cool! --Uh, are demons going to come drag you to Hell because you know magic."

"No; a demon taught me the magic in the first place. Listening to him would have damned me even if I hadn't been already, but I can't get any damned-er."

"Okay, you are definitely not in debt to any sort of extradimensional magical beings that you will have to pay off by damning the entire city of New Orleans to eternal torture."

"Not that I know about, no. Also I can't damn the entire city of New Orleans unless they go to the eternal fates I know about and are Christian and I got them all to turn away from Christ and I don't think I could do that even then. So if Zygynzaxx wants that he's out of luck even if he knows where I am."

"Okay. So probably it is just really cool."

"Probably. Did the New Orleans thing actually happen?"

"Yeah. Dr. Facilier, about twenty years ago."