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You guys captured Purity?
Glam and Ashras in Wormverse
mxglam
Verily. But being arrested for public indecency wouldn't look good in either of their resumes so, clothes it is. "Ready to go? What's the testing schedule?"
the-long-dawn
"Lots of personal weapons, stuff I could theoretically take on patrol, not necessarily to an Endbringer fight."
the-long-dawn
Yes, yes he is.
"I mean - if I'd had a different force staff when I was fighting Purity, I could have knocked her around without knocking her out of the air. If I'd had more stun wand combinations than just the basic silver when I was fighting Hookwolf, I could have tried something that might've actually taken him down instead of just throwing him into walls until he got fed up and left. It's theoretically possible to build all this stuff, I just don't know how yet. So I want to learn."
"I mean - if I'd had a different force staff when I was fighting Purity, I could have knocked her around without knocking her out of the air. If I'd had more stun wand combinations than just the basic silver when I was fighting Hookwolf, I could have tried something that might've actually taken him down instead of just throwing him into walls until he got fed up and left. It's theoretically possible to build all this stuff, I just don't know how yet. So I want to learn."
the-long-dawn
Ashras tests out a succession of varyingly gentle magic weapons.
"If only your conjured items didn't respond to expectations I could have you conjure a fake Hookwolf for me to stun repeatedly..."
"If only your conjured items didn't respond to expectations I could have you conjure a fake Hookwolf for me to stun repeatedly..."
the-long-dawn
"How hard have you tried? I mean, I don't necessarily want you making real people, but fake or decoy people seem like a useful resource. And you can already make objects that do things. Propellers that propel, that sort of thing. I bet you could make a copy of your suit that behaved in a plausibly you-like way without a you actually in it."
mxglam
She grins and kisses him. "There's no reason why I could conjure my suit on me and not not on me. So I'm gonna conjure it not on me," she reasons, and—
the-long-dawn
"Adorable," pronounces Ashras, gazing at the suit, which is obviously going to behave just as Sadde does when Ashras calls them adorable.
mxglam
"You're adorable," Sadde and suit say at the same time, then look at each other and blink. "Whoa," they say at the same time.
the-long-dawn
"Did I not say it would work? I definitely remember saying it would work," says Ashras.
mxglam
They eye each other and the original says, "You don't do anything," to the suit before pouncing on Ashras.
