Oh well. "This is a little rubber sheath meant to be worn by one of us..." He looks down to indicate, then looks up and smirks. "For protection."

"If I'd known we were going to end up getting so distracted from weapons testing, I would've done research beforehand and would probably know what you're talking about," says Ashras.

He laughs, and opens one of the packets to show what it looks like. "You put this on your," meaningful look, "when you are going to use it with someone else in order to avoid undesirable outcomes of this kind of contact."

"...Clever," says Ashras. "Okay."

"I will assume this is a 'yes' to my unspoken question?"

"I'm pretty sure it is," says Ashras. "But not having heard the question, it's hard to say."

"Well, perhaps the question could be more usefully phrased as 'which of us should put one of these on?' as opposed to a yes-or-no question."

Ashras considers the respective implied scenarios, and then says, "Probably me."

Sadde grins. "If you insist. I should probably put it on you to show you how to do it."

"Seems reasonable."

So he grabs a new one because the first one is all stretched out for the demonstration, and if this pause in their relevant activities has caused Ashras' interest to wane, oh, well, Sadde is sure he can think of a thing or two he can do to renew it.

It hasn't waned much. Sadde is just such an interesting person.

That's good! So Sadde makes sure Ashras is as interested as he can be, and then gives a practical demonstration on how to work this arcane Earthly artefact.

The arcane Earthy artefact... sure is something. But okay, it seems pretty straightforward. Consider Ashras educated on the subject.

There is a certain other Earthly product that should probably also be used to facilitate these matters, and Sadde will also demonstrate how to use it after fishing its container from his bedside table's drawer. My, he's so prepared.

Well, this one is at least a concept Ashras has encountered before, so the explanation goes a bit more smoothly. Appropriately enough.

That's reassuring! So after Sadde has managed to appropriately smooth everything up, he decides he would like to see Ashras' face, so he pins him to the bed, sitting on Ashras' stomach with his legs to either side of him, pinning his arms (not very much) and leaning forward to kiss him.

Less giggly. More - interested.

Well, then. Perhaps Sadde could then position himself just so and then lower himself...

This was such a good idea.

This was such a good idea.