Belmarniss can now sorta muddle along in the local common thanks to aggressive use of comprehend languages to hand-translate books after roping a local into teaching her the alphabet. Also she hates teleport traps with every fiber of her being. Also she has figured out at this point that she somehow leveled in sorcerer instead of wizard during the business with the pirates and has no idea why that happened or whether it will happen again. And she has sold this stupid arrowhead to two different curio shops and given up as it seems to be cursed. And she just needs to keep doing what she does, she guesses, till she can teleport herself home. The Yawning Portal is a nicely ironic name.
"As long as we are both here, I thought we might speak. One power to another. I'm sure you have questions of your own - and if you care to answer mine in return, I would consider a trade."
"You don't seem that mysterious to me as a person and if I asked strategic questions you could, like... lie."
The Valsharess raises her pale brows. "You have so little faith in your own cunning that you cannot glean knowledge from a lie?"
"What an odd child you are. Do they not raise you to compete with your foes, where you come from, but to give up before the game begins?"
"Honestly in spite of all my education I don't think we ever covered what to do if somebody hijacks your dream. It doesn't come up much on my planet."
The Valsharess smirks. "Nor here - it requires a great deal of power. More than most will ever see. But I have so much that I can afford to be... profligate."
She leans in closer. "I do not know what drives you, Belmarniss. But I know that you need power. Everyone needs power. Join me, and I can grant you might and magic beyond your wildest dreams."
"You don't believe me. I don't expect you to. Just know that I reward well those who serve me... and punish terribly those who oppose me."
And then, Belmarniss wakes up.
Fine, she's up, she's up. Morning Eilistraee, how are you, the Valsharess is a creepsome dream-invader.
Eilistraee provides some mildly amused harp music in the distance.
Eilistraee is cool.
She tells her party members about it too when they're up.
"What a waste of a spell slot. She should've - given you a premonition of some brilliant tactical decision that'd actually fuck up the defense, or something."
"Maybe Valsharess not smart enough to come up with plausible tactical fuckup," Deekin contributes.
Jojo cracks a smile. "I think many evil people are - if not deficient in ambition, then in creativity. She imagines that no one could want anything more than to rule by her side."
"Imagine how frustrating that would be! She'd try to do some ruling, I'd go 'that's terrible ruling', she'd go 'I'm too stupid to understand that', we'd have a civil war."
The Seer sends a messenger; they have about sixteen hours before the Valsharess' main force arrives, feints and misdirection notwithstanding.
"Deekin gonna sell Shaori gemstones, see if Deekin find anything cool in marketplace."
"Let us know if there's anything with our names on them, or similar names that can be slightly edited."
Deekin comes back with reports of a Tome of Clear Thought and a Staff of Power that might intrigue Belmarniss, along with some accessories that might appeal to Garrus and Jojo. He also has four sacks of platinum coins; Belmarniss', along with her cut from the Temple of Vix'thra, is not actually enough to afford the Staff, but it's enough for the Tome and to get her focus ring enchanted with Wizardry III, which Deekin reports also being on offer.
Ooh she's always wanted a Tome of Clear Thought. The enchantment is also a good idea, if they can get it done before shit goes down.