Deeply, deeply repressed and traumatized; thinks (incorrectly) that he's dealing with it. Religious-by-default but like HARDCORE religious-by-default. Seriously needs to get laid.

Screenname is a mondegreen of Bonnie Raitt's "Love Has No Pride":
If I could buy your love I'd truly try, my friend
And if I could pray, my prayer would never end

(From Corruption of Champions.)