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Sparkles mates on Demon Cam
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"And if I were not an indestructible magic Hellcreature your opinion on this subject, being that we are presumably outside Imperial jurisdiction, would be..."

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She looks horrified. "I wouldn't turn you! I mean, it didn't even occur to me until just now that you might be immune to it, but I'm in love with you, I wouldn't just—choose that for you, or force you, or, or something!"

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"Why was it so common, weren't all these vampires in love?"

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"Yes but they didn't tend to think of humans as actual people, only as snacks and the occasional source of a person."

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"Even when they're in love with one."

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"Ergo source of a person," she says, subdued. "The thing where drinking human blood made them more feral probably helped, but I'm grasping at straws, here, I don't know what was going on in their heads."

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"And you escaped this by not having to cognitive dissonance yourself into eating them because magic?"

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"I'm not the first vegetarian vampire. And, I don't know, when I turned I was very adamant about preferring to die than to become a serial murderer. Also most vampires didn't use to get much warning before being turned, but I got some, the person who turned me explained it all to me while I was still human and was very, erm, decent about not eating people and not letting me eat people while she was taking care of me during my newborn year."

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"Okay. I don't mean to cast aspersions on your moral character or anything, just trying to figure out how many layers of mind-affecting gunk you're under."

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"...mind-affecting gunk isn't very accurate. My brain works differently, there's a lot more room, but everything occupies a lot more space. I could spend hours staring at a mote of dust in the air, analysing the way light hit it or following it as drafts moved it about, scrutinising its shape, comparing it to the rest of the world, composing still images of it in my memory. A happy surprise is a wave of unending joy, a mild disappointment is crushing despair, hunger is an all-consuming need, the smell of blood is utmost temptation, I can go on being poetic for a bit but I think you get it. And then there are a few extra instincts installed, for how to move my body, how to react to other vampires, how to stalk and hunt."

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"I wasn't thinking about your very cool-sounding brain architecture but mostly about the mate thing and the whatever it is that makes people go slurp when they have turned into vampires and encounter their fellow bipeds."

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"I know. The whatever it is that makes people go slurp is that humans smell and taste just that good. The mate thing is... harder to explain, I suppose, it is an extra magical thing that's tacked on, but I think it may be perfectly explainable by love times brain architecture... times a hundred maybe, I think even if a vampire falls in love with a non-mate the feeling's less intense."

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Cam sighs. "Well. This is weird. But you seem pretty functional except for the inopportune growling and insatiable sex drive."

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"That was the first time I growled in a year and a half, I can probably refrain from doing it in the future."

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"It's not the growling itself that disconcerted me - it didn't bother me when it was a 'ooh, we are about to have sex' growl - it's the underlying unsettling fact that you are, through no fault of your own, internally very possessive about a period of time during which - how old are you?"

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"Twenty-six, yes I know I wasn't alive then," she sighs.

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"...I'm assuming the age difference qua itself doesn't trip you up at all because in a thousand years it'll be a rounding error."

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"Yeah, pretty much. Plus, the longer it took me to find a mate, the more likely it'd be that I'd be the one in your position."

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"Fair enough." Sigh. "Okay, so, besides as much sex as you can feasibly wring out of me and gallivanting through the multiverse fixing things - what are you after? Long term?"

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Blink. "What do you mean?"

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"Debatably single genderfluid vampire seeks... gallivanting and sex no strings attached? Unholy demonic matrimony? Lounging on the plane of gold watching astroworks go up confessing secrets? Action, adventure, rescuing each other from miscellaneous otherworldly fates? What do you want?"

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"I would rather neither of us need rescuing, but I want... If I were to just take it for granted that you'd come with me, I want to terraform your Mars and bring the standards of living where I'm from to those of 2159 daeva-having Earth and open a portal to Limbo so Limboites could have an actually nice afterlife and go world-hopping looking for more things to fix. I want to be useful and help other people and learn a lot of new stuff, figure out physics, or meta-physics if it turns out they change from one universe to another, and the physics of each of the universes I visit. Which I guess aren't all very romantic or couple-y activities but I guess you being there doing those things with me would be enough, as far as relationship goals go."

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"Okay, you know what, that's enough to be getting on with, I am unequipped to make long-term promises at this time but we can be a thing."
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She doesn't pounce. She very visibly and conspicuously doesn't pounce. "That's good," she says.

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"So, how do you feel about playing Monopoly for two weeks while we vigilantly guard the open gate in my swimming pool room, that sounds like a plan to me." Wag wag.
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