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if you were here you know exactly how to make me stop talking

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Another naked pic, except this time he and Eric are both hard.

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nghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fine. He'll reciprocate. It's not like this hasn't had an effect on him.

later

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🥵🥵🥵🥵

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Alright he will now put this away because he does not need to be staring at nude pictures of hot men all day, he has stuff to do.

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...okay maybe he'll stare at them for a little bit while he takes care of some business.


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The Realm of Magic does turn out to have more to it than that one magic mansion and its environs. One of the portals leads Peter to a little village of interconnected floating islands, and if he asks around a little bit he can be directed to an area with some shops and a café and so on.

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Man, Peter would not want to live here, there's no, like, day cycle, it's just this weird purple twilight all the time, he'd feel so uncomfortable? But you do you, my guys, he's happy for y'all.

So, shops! He has (he checks) §19,517 to his name and he would like to purchase, in descending order of priority, a familiar, recipes for immortality-related potions, ingredients for same, and maybe a flying broomstick because why not.

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Sure! What familiar would he like? They've got ravens, bunnerflies, fairies, and a Sixam owl.

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...fairies?????

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Not, like, the Sim kind. It's a tiny little ball of light with wings that are reminiscent of Sim fairies.

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O...kay. And when they say Sixam owl do they mean, like, an owl from the planet Sixam. Does the planet Sixam have owls. Why does Sixam have owls?????

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The ghostly salesperson does not know why Sixam has owls but it does indeed have owls.

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Why are Sixam owls familiars and not regular owls? Or cats or dogs or whatever?

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Oh he can totally make a dog or a cat or whatever into a familiar if he wants to.

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Oh. Alright.

Also his friend had a "leafbat" familiar, are those not available for purchase?

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Those are harder to come by since they're more difficult to enchant but if Peter's looking for more interesting familiars they do have an enchanted skull.

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I'm sorry what.

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Yeah, never mind, they knew that was a bad idea, skulls are so creepy—

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No no he's interested he's just confused.

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Oh! Well, this is a skull. It floats around. It's enchanted. It's a familiar.

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Is it... a specific person's skull...?

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Nyeso?

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What does that mean.

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Well, the ghostly vendor did the familiar enchantment spell near a buried person, and they got the skull, but the buried person still had their skull right there, so.

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