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It is the simulators' own damn fault for instantiating Peter the way he is. Just saying.

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He goes to the bathroom, spins in place to put his shoes on and nothing else, then goes to the kitchen to grab some late breakfast.

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"Gah! Peter! You're naked!"

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"Whoa, Peter, you're naked..."

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"Hey, uh, Peter, buddy, you're naked."

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"I sure am," he agrees, walking to the fridge to get some milk to have with cereal.

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They look at him for a few more seconds then go back to what they'd been doing.

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...man. He'd kinda hoped the reaction would last longer than this? Like, it's one thing for it to have been short yesterday in the bathtub but here he is, in the middle of the kitchen, completely naked and sporting a semi, and they just... stopped caring. Just like that.

Maybe this won't be enough to attract the attention of the simulators.

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On the other hand this means that he has no reason not to do it and he likes being naked, so.

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He sits at the table and... actually, can he cause his mouth to produce mouth sounds that are sufficient to the other people around while distracted the same way he can, like, cook while distracted? If he tries to focus on just eating his cereal and wanting to have a conversation then—


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He is now done with his cereal.

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...yeah. Probably too much to hope for, there isn't really much of an automatic way to run a conversation that isn't also an automatic way to run him, his hands can totally do things while he's not looking but his words can't.

Anyway, he'll need to figure out some other thing that will draw the attention of the simulators, though this has been, uh, pretty demotivating re. this whole endeavour, all in all. He's not sure there's going to be anything that could be sufficiently attention-grabbing? Not, to be clear, that he isn't going to try, he's still gonna try becoming famous somehow, maybe be a politician (though that sounds miserable) or something, but... if other Sims in general react to weird things with a "oh no! anyway" every time, what's even possible?

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But he's probably getting ahead of himself; he hasn't even solved the mortality problem yet. Even if he's no longer feeling the pressure due to being a ghost not being that awful, he still needs to look into all the everything else there is. Plus, he never got around to trying to find the Grim Reaper! He went all the way (lol) to Ravenwood and then got annoyed with the people there and left after experimenting with being a ghost, but he could've probably asked the grimtern about how to find Grim.

Oh well. There'll be other Thinned Festiveils. For now, he's gonna figure out how to become a witch.

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"Do you guys know how one becomes a spellcaster?" he asks the people at the table, knowing that they won't mind the interruption.

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"No idea."

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"I think you need someone else to turn you into one?"

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"Like, another spellcaster?"

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"Do you guys know any?"

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Headshakes all around.

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"...maybe I should just Siimgle that," he thinks aloud.

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"Great idea!"

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Yeah. Sure. Thanks, Brent.

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Siimgle seems to think that he can become a spellcaster by going to the Realm of Magic.

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Oh. Well. That seems straightforward.

How does he, uh... get there?

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