James's mate considers herself sufficiently wooed
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So he can tell her everything, although he will appropriately pause at the part where it turns out Blair was throwing her at birds because he's sure his wife will have opinions to express about this

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Yyyyyep.

"HE WAS WHAT!" she absolutely screeches. "And you gave her back to him, what the fuck is wrong with you!"

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"That's how I reacted too! She didn't like that reaction and—he did have a good point, she's a half-vampire baby and he has vampire senses. And it was apparently her idea."

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“Oh, yes, because a newborn is super equipped to make smart life choices!

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"No, but they worked their way up, it was not that from the get go. And she is currently hardier than you are, I think."

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For some reason, this seems to upset her, and she has herself a screaming (literal) hissy fit over it.

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There there. He hugs and pets her patiently and waits until she's done to keep telling her about their awesome amazing perfect daughter.

(He's still riding that high.)

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She veers back into insults soon enough. He’s a terrible father! He’s a terrible husband! Her brother should not be in charge of a child by himself! Her brother is probably more competent than James! They have created a horrifying monster gremlin child and have unleashed it upon an unsuspecting world! They are all objectively horrible people and probably deserve to die!

On and on it goes.

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Turning into a vampire sucks so much he is so sorry this is what it takes. It will be worth it, he promises, it is definitely a hundred percent worth it.

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She does not find this a very convincing argument, and tells him so, with liberal use of insults and expletives.

… Notably, she hasn’t asked him to kill her. From some of the screaming, it’s clear that she does kind of want to die, but there is no attempt to try to make this happen. The screaming obscenities and biting commentary aren’t to upset him enough to get him to kill her, they just seem to be how she has decided to express her pain.

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Yeah, he kind of got that. "You are probably already able to do some new things," he says. "Hearing and sight are both improving, I would think..."

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“My ability to experience agony is improving too, don’t forget about that!”

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"...it had not really occurred to me that that might be the case but in retrospect you're probably right, yes."

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Definitely! I am definitely right about it! I am the undisputed queen of having a bad fucking time right now, and there is not going to be an end anytime soon! It will only get worse! Why is vampirism expanding my ability to perceive pain this is so stupid!

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"I don't... I can't really tell. I never thought of why."

Hug hug hug turning is so baaaaaaad.

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Well, she thinks he’s a fucking idiot for not noticing, and will tell him how, in agonizing, horrible detail.

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