James's mate considers herself sufficiently wooed
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Hsssss!

It does not take a half vampire infant very long to make an infant sized hole in the top of a perfectly ordinary kitchen cupboard.

Plop! There she goes, into the cupboard. Hidden from the world.

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...she's extremely endearing and extremely his and Yvette's daughter.

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She does not immediately come out of her cupboard.

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Speaking of Yvette, though...

"Hey, she wants you back, do you want more time, or...?"

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"I'm on my way back," he calls. To Aurene: "Sweetheart, I'm going to go back to keeping your mother company, okay? I'll be back later and uncle Blair is coming here. I love you very much."

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The cupboard hisses petulantly at him.

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Well that's fine. She'll come around.

Back to his wife it is, a stupid grin plastered on his face.

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His wife has, apparently, been forcibly gagged by her brother and is livid about it!

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"This isn't going to keep working for far enough to keep the screams down, her pitch is getting higher and that travels further, move her somewhere further if you don't want your kid to hear her, and," says Blair, "did Auri try to murder you when she threw her tantrum?"

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"Auri?"

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"She does better with short syllabic structures, and furthermore I am her uncle," sniffs Blair. "Now please answer the question."

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(HSSSSSSSSSSS, comes the muffled and angry wife that is mid-turning. And still furious.)

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"No murder but yes removal of appendages. She's hiding in a cupboard angry with me, unless she's fled, do track her down if so." He can carry his wife again to take her further into the jungle, but he'll get rid of her gag first. "My love, our daughter is perfect."

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"Progress!" whoops Blair, delighted, and then yes it is back to the small infant with terrifying superpowers and murderous instincts right this instant.

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His wife needs to take a while to scream expletives at the top of her lungs before she does any of this 'listening to him' business.

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That's fine he can take that time to move her.

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When she's out of, or perhaps bored of those:

"I hate you, I hope you had a lovely fucking time while you abandoned your wife to suffer you self-centered dick!"

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"It was your idea," he reminds her with a sigh.

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"OH, AND IS THE PERSON IN THE MIDDLE OF LITERAL IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE TORTURE THE ONE TO BE LISTENING TO, HERE, BECAUSE I'M CONFUSED!"

It's almost like she missed him.

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"I love you," he says, hugging her and petting her hair. "I'm sorry the painkillers did not help."

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Hssssssssssssss.

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"I got to meet our daughter," he repeats. "She is every bit ours with all that entails. She's wonderful."

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"Oh, if she's so wonderful why don't you just go back, then, clearly you don't give a shit about me!"

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"So you're not curious about what she's like at all?"

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"NO." Pause. ".... OKAY FINE, YES, ASSHOLE, OKAY! A little!"

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