"I will put it on my to-do list for when I'm a god." She rolls over and flips through her notebook.

"Good! What else is on there?"

"Lots of stuff. I have filed 'let Hagan make dolphin noises' near 'shorten procedure to render giant yellowcaps non-toxic'."

"While you're at it you can give animals an afterlife. Very unfair that they don't get one."

She turns a few pages and adds that.

"Long list."

"It's been accumulating a while."

"Where're the animals in the priority queue?"

"Them getting an afterlife or equivalent consideration is next to adding cleric spells or equivalent that permanently cure allergies. These aren't a strict ordering, just broad triage categories."

"Do drow get lots of allergies?"

"Drow die of allergies all the time, but, uh, that includes the nonfatal ones."

" - right, of course."

"Yup. It's just embarrassing if your kid can't have garlic. You couldn't bring them to dinner parties, it'd be so inconvenient."

"I have no idea how to make your civilization not suck."

"Make it really hard for them to bear children."

"I think addressing the vicious propaganda campaign one way or another will actually help a lot."

"That makes sense."

"Wouldn't do the whole thing but it'd give any other method of amelioration a fighting chance."

"How much of a win is it if you get them up to neutral, the Maelstrom sucks too."

"That's the going understanding in Osirion but it has its partisans, actually."

"Huh! I expected Osirion to be propagandizing us but people in Absalom also figured it was 'like doing a lot of drugs' and 'you lose track of your physical form eventually' and so on."

"Some people are into that, they figure having a physical form would be tedious after a few centuries and they wanna find out what's next."

"Huh. I guess."

"I mean, it wouldn't be my choice either, but it's not straight up bonkers like the people who wanna go to Hell."

"Where's that on the list -"