Teddy, recent orphan*, works through new powers, a new school, and grief.
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They do not appear to interfere, or at least Arjun doesn't ask her to stop drawing them. Eventually, with the air of a man removing a block from a Jenga tower, he speaks the words "Yah to ho jaane do!"

There's a flash of blue light, and... nothing happens. Arjun breathes a sigh of relief. Circe reaches out with one of the strands of her aura and examines Morty.

"Clean," she pronounces. "Excellent work, Arjun. Morty, Teddy, you may go."

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Teddy goes to high-five Morty once she's stood up. Victoriatus cringes.

"Not cursed!"

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"Not cursed! Apparently. Kinda thought that would be... a bigger deal?"

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Vic busies himself with pretending he was never worried.

"Yeah. I mean, I guess it's like surgery in that you want it to be boring? But it was, like, very very boring." Teddy's eyes dart from Circe to Arjun to Circe. "Uh, no offense. I imagine that was really hard work." She also imagines, like, glowing runes and some pointy hats. Like, honestly, at least Psychic Arts are supposed to be invisible. Come on, people.

She goes to leave! Come on, Morty! I guess you're staying, Isaac! Let me know if you ever want to fight me with four swords at once, Arjun!

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Isaac goes with them. "So, Halliwell, feel any different?"

Morty rolls his eyes. "Just said I didn't, Isaac."

"Ah! I was reading, sorry. Circe has some fascinating tomes and I don't get a lot of opportunities to visit her office."

"You're such a weird nerd."

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"I was a little surprised when she didn't turn you into, like, a toad or something for touching her stuff."

She would, too.

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"Oh, if you have a legitimate reason to be there she doesn't mind if you take a look," Isaac says. "And apparently providing moral support during the uncursing of a friend counts. I was vital moral support."

"Sure, Isaac," Morty says, rolling his eyes. "Uh, so, Teddy, did you want to hang out some more - or, no, I guess you'll probably want to get back to your dorm, huh."

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"I do, actually, just 'cause I need to update my planner." Teddy has a planner with her, of course, but it's her school planner and she needs to transfer some things from it to her much more broadly-focused daily planner. "But I figure me and probably my roommate were gonna get dinner after not too long, so if you wanted to just swing by Whitman."

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"I can do that! Uh, I'll see you then?"

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Teddy will let Morty know when she's ready! Good job getting uncursed, buddy!

How's Parvati doing back at the patriarchal dormitory?

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She's doing some capoeira shadowboxing in the middle of the room. When Teddy enters, she comes to a stop and waves. "Hey! How'd your Odyssey adventure go?"

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Teddy grins at Parvati. Coolest roommate ever.

"It was weirdly underwhelming! Magic is kind of boring when professionals are involved, as it turns out."

Teddy dumps her bag under her bad and grabs a different and smaller bag. The Sword goes from the abandoned bag to Teddy's hip, which necessitates a change from workout-casual shorts to something that can handle a belt. Teddy's wardrobe is gonna have to shift if she's gonna be armed at all times, and since they're letting her be armed all the time then it will, in fact, be shifting.

She fills Parvati further in as she changes. Highlight reel: Morty is a little blond guy who had a curse, which was funny because Teddy just found out she has the opposite of that curse, and so she and Morty and a couple of snide boys went and talked to Literally Circe and they used Vic to fix Morty, which is good because Teddy looked at the curse and it was bad. So she's keeping the ball rolling by meeting up with Morty and his friend for dinner, if Parvati hasn't eaten yet.

Oh, and you won't believe who Teddy has martial arts class with! This is related as Teddy transfers data from one planner to another. And she got invited to some kind of creepy upperclassman society with a creepy name! How was Parvati's day!

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Morty sounds fun, and Parvati hasn't had dinner yet and she's totally willing to meet him! Lifting curses sounds cool even if it was kind of boring! Parvati covers her mouth and giggles with shock when Teddy relates who she had martial arts with, and when she mentions the Alphas she says the name does sound weird and kind of creepy but maybe cool too!

"I had a way less interesting day than you did," Parvati confesses. "Like, BMA was cool, Sensei Tolman had me try to do some midair capoeira and I fell on my ass but I think I made a pretty good showing of the regular capoeira. And I had ballet with this really cute boy, Callum? He's like, blonde, and Irish, and I do not usually go for white boys but he's a definite maybe, mostly because he's in ballet and that's like, a good sign in general. Oh, and Mrs. Ryan, what is up with her, when I saw her I was like 'why is this woman allowed within twenty yards of a sewing machine' but she brought me up in front of the class and said some super cool stuff about color theory and how I could accentuate the iridescent highlights on my feathers, but like, if she knows so much about color theory why does she dress like that."

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Teddy explains that Callum was the very polite and very buff and quite intense young man that tried to get her in on Zafira Is Cool But Does This Seem Weird Club. Teddy will extend significant credit to anyone who's a combination ballet-gymnast, though, so she's a bit mollified as well, but let's make sure Parv knows that referring to yourself as an Alpha is suspect as heck.

(Midair copoeira will come to Parvati, she has Teddy's total confidence. And adoration. Coolest roommate.)

Soon it is time to hang out slash eat slash hang out while eating. Teddy has asked The Boy Squad to meet at the Whitman Statue.

...Am I the only one who rather liked the Ryan woman's outfit? I think English does a disservice by calling that shade beige, Victoriatus insists.

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The Boy Squad is present, minus Arjun. So, just Morty and Isaac.

"Hi again, Teddy!" Morty says, waving. "And you must be Parvati, nice wings - or, sorry, that's probably not, um, appropriate-"

"It's fine, they really are nice," Parvati laughs. She shakes his hand. "I'm guessing you're Morty, and you're Isaac?"

Isaac taps two fingers to his temple. "Right in one."

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Arjun is only a provisional Boy Squad member anyway.

"The safer bet would be to call you both Morty, so that you'd definitely be at least half right," Teddy says, executing an perfect walking-backwards-through-campus maneuver despite not being a tour guide. "But Parvati is bold like that." Finger guns.

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Parvati snaps her fingers. "Damn, yeah, I should've thought of that."

Morty giggles. "But you're also guaranteeing you're half wrong. It's a good tack if you've got no information, but I've been reliably informed that I look like a Morty, which means guessing gives you maybe a sixty-forty chance, which is a ten percent increase in average rightness."

"Some people are inappropriately named, though," Isaac argues.

"It's less common than you'd think!" Morty says. "Even controlling for factors like ethnicity, I think you could give people a lineup and a set of names and they'd be able to assign them with better than random chance."

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"I want to be very clear that I'm in favor of the bold approach. Hedging bets is safe, but I don't think it's, like, smart." And if anyone says Teddy looks like a Dorothy then they're gonna get stabbed.

I'm a big fan of nominative determinism, but then, I would be, wouldn't I? says Victoriatus with a rye chuckle. He's currently weaving silk. Or having statuesque men who look like Callum weave silk for him, the imagery is unclear.

"The victory spirit in my head whose name is Victoriatus says he agrees with Morty. Shockingly." Teddy steps backwards over a tree root without looking.

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"Hey, Victoriatus agrees with me! That means I win, right? Isn't that his whole thing?"

"You're opening a very dangerous can of worms there," Isaac points out. "He's usually going to agree with Teddy, and I don't think she needs any help winning."

Parvati hmms. "I doubt Teddy wants to win by fiat, though. I think it's safe."

"Then I win?" Morty asks.

"Yes, Morty, you win," Parvati says.

"Huzzah!"

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"Gross misunderstanding alert. We're like a bad sitcom in here," Teddy insists, tapping her temple. "Constant comedy of opposites. Morty does win, though. By fiat. Which I would hate!"

Teddy props open the doors to the cafeteria with dramatic straining noises.

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By mutual agreement, they select a table, deposit bags to mark it as theirs, and scatter to forage. After a few minutes, everyone returns to the selected table. Morty has some pasta salad; Isaac has spare ribs and an artichoke; Parvati has a tray with a pecan hand pie, lo mein, battered shrimp, and a salad of what looks like mixed flowers with a red vinaigrette.

"You're eating flowers?" Morty asks.

"They looked nice and I'm an adventurous eater," Parvati says. "Wanna try?"

"Pass," he says, forking a tortellini. "I'm pastivorous today."

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Charred squid paprikash, charred wedge salad, and a cereal bowl filled with very, very dark roasted cashews. Either someone working the dinner line has fire powers, or they just have a very simple idea of what 'cooking' entails.

Teddy looks balefully at Morty's tray as she claims a single, beautifully unburned flower from Parvati. Pasta is a force for good in the world, but at least get some hot sauce or something.

"Anything particularly uncursed happen the past couple hours?" Teddy asks him as she untangles some gory-red tentacles with a fork. The flower waits expectantly for an answer atop its iceberg lettuce throne.

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"I dunno. I haven't tripped once since I got uncursed, that's kind of notable? I trip a lot. But in general, no, I haven't, like, tried to invent anything and had it miraculously not explode. Mostly I just showered and did some English homework."

"Well, you can't let the little things slide just because something big and weird happened," Parvati says philosophically.

"Especially at Whateley," Isaac comments. "You'd never get anything done. Speaking of which, what kind of weird shit happened on your first days? Besides Morty's thing."

Parvati laughs. "Oh my god, where do I start? Um, Teddy's apparently got some kind of sports anime rival, and we both got very mildly hit on by this Irish guy in two distinct gym classes, and I'm thinking of campaigning for Whitman Cottage to be renamed Angelou Cottage? Are those weird enough?"

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Anime is like, cartoons, right. Sailor Moon? Sailor Moon. Right.

"Callum did not even mildly hit on me, Parv. We just shared workout scheduling techniques." Teddy's childhood inoculated her against European accents, anyway. "And then he asked me to join his, like, church group frat or something. I dunno."

"I think Vic's doing my costume homework for me? Is that allowed? Getting to know him and helping Morty were my two big weird things, and they sort of merged into one weird, at the end there. My Physics teacher sucks?" Honestly, most things were weird today. "Vic knows Circe from way back?"

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"Callum invited you to join the Alphas?" Isaac is suddenly very interested. "-unless you literally mean his church group, he does have a church group."

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