Teddy, recent orphan*, works through new powers, a new school, and grief.
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Teddy infodumps about obscure Renaissance-era swordplay techniques. It's not not high-level geometry.

She's surprised that there's more mutation. She's been thinking about her exemplar stuff as a blob of unchanging physical might sitting on top of how strong, fast, etc. she used to be, not... a new realm of exercisable selfhood? Something that responds to effort, or at least takes effort to reveal fully? Exciting stuff. She pumps Cal for his gain-tracking methods: Does he make charts? If so, what headers does he use? Does he focus on muscle groups by day or approach things more holistically? What time does the gym fill up on weekdays during the semester? Does he want some cacao nibs. And on and on.

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Callum does make charts! She'll get a lot of this stuff in Powers Lab. He does in fact do muscle groups by day, it just seems right that way. There's enough gyms scattered across the campus and enough kids who are willing to coast on their mutation that none of them fill up that much. He would love some cacao nibs.

"You're pretty passionate, huh," he chuckles. "I like that. You're probably Alphas material, you know."

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"What is that?" And why does it sound like you're offering me steroids or something.

And why do people even in this millennium throw around Greek letters to sound cool?

Aren't you Roman?

Arguably I am American.

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"It's one of the clubs on campus. The Alphas are sort of just - cool folks who hang out? But not 'cool' like 'I just like them', 'cool' like objectively cool. I think Zafira mentioned she'd met you? She's an Alpha, so's her boyfriend. I think you'd fit in pretty well."

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Hm. Zafira is objectively cool. "My schedule is filled to bursting but I'll give it a shot."

Email is proffered.

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Callum accepts her email and gives her his own. "No pressure at all, just let me know and I'll let Vera know and we'll invite you to a function or something."

Then, because Mrs. Suleiman is looking pointedly at them, Callum asks about another of her cool moves.

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You see, it's all about breaking down the body with a series of lines that...

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Soon enough, the bell rings and the school day is over. Everyone is free! Except Teddy, who has a discussion to have with Morty over in Twain.

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Teddy is free at all times. But it's never fun giving somebody bad news, even if it is a thing you chose to saddle yourself with.

I should make you tell him.

Oh, capital idea, Teddy. I am a bit more well-read on this topic. And my perception of the universe has a certain... completeness that you do not possess. Does this mean I get to use the tongue again?

Just for that phrase? No. I can handle it.

Twain is undifficult to find. Morty is easy to find?

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Morty is easy to find, as he is sitting on a bench outside Twain! His hair is wet from a recent shower, and he's sitting with a gangly blonde boy who looks like a second-rate Youtuber.

"Teddy! Hi!" he says. "This is Isaac, he's in Mystic Arts."

"Charmed," the blonde drawls. He's English, and he clearly knows it. "I'm told you need to know about curses, and bloodlines, and possibly the combination thereof."

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"Yeees," Teddy ekes out. There are a lot of smarmy English people per capita around here, and it's throwing her. "I am also charmed. Hey, Mort."

Teddy leans against something handy, possibly old Sam Clemens himself.

"So, yeah. I'm going to get right into it. I have a Roman victory spirit living in my head. Which is posing very few problems so far, considering."

That's very kind of you.

"I mean, he doesn't understand how people use their fingernails, but I let it slide. He's named Victoriatus. Anyway, this afternoon at lunch, I was talking to Morty, and Victoriatus kept interrupting me, more than usual. Which made it hard to actually talk."

It was important.

"So I asked him what was going on, and then he made me ask Morty's full name, sorry for how abrupt that was, Morty. And then I had some visions, with senses that were inhuman. But the thesis here is that my old magic spirit showed me some kind of old magic curse on Morty's bloodline."

That is fundamentally opposed to my nature.

"That's keeping him from winning at stuff, maybe. Again, sorry, Morty."

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"...huh? I... really?"

Isaac squints at her, then at Morty.

Then he squints a little bit closer at Morty.

Then he leans in and sniffs him.

"Quit it!" Morty says. "Don't embarrass me in front of Teddy!"

"How the fuck did I not notice this?" Isaac asks, ignoring him completely. "I thought you just wore really shitty cologne!"

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This is a cuter situation than Teddy had prepared for, if she's being honest. Not that she entirely appreciates being squinted at.

Nor I. Mortals should shield their eyes, certainly, but in a respectful manner.

"I mean, if he needs to sniff you I'd let him sniff you, Mort. Pretend he's a cat or something."

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"I am not a cat," Isaac says haughtily. "Cats are terrible." He sniffs Morty again. "That is definitely a curse, yeah - a really nasty one, too."

"Okay, can you remove it, then?"

"Nope!" Isaac says brightly. "I am not rated for this shit. I'm getting Arjun. Teddy, don't let him hide."

"Oh, for fuck's- don't get Arjun," Morty says as Isaac walks briskly into Twain. "Come on!"

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"Morty the flight risk," Teddy smirks.

Do you think they're treating this a little flippantly?

Well, yes, but you are teenagers.

Teddy would sit next to Morty, but then she remembers that he's the salt to Vic's snail. So she continues to lean on Mr. Twain. "You know, it's weird. I found out I was possessed this morning, and here I am paying it forward."

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"Well, thanks, I guess. Even if it does mean Isaac's siccing Arjun on me."

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"I don't exactly know what that means! If it's bad, I'll let you blame Vic."

Teddy's face quirks.

"Oh, before I forget, uh. I'm going to be avoiding incidental contact with you because your magic thing is unhealthy for my magic guy. So if I duck a high-five or sit at the far end of a table or whatever it's no offense." Teddy would rather not discuss how much a boy can touch her with that selfsame boy, this is an unacceptable exposure of her flank, but there's nothing for it and the best way out is through and also it's Whateley. That last one is an excuse she expects to return to a lot.

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"Oh, that makes sense. Uh, Arjun is a friend of Isaac's, he's a Paladin of Ganesha, he's a really powerful chaos wizard, but he doesn't like me. He thinks I'm dangerous and shouldn't be allowed to invent things."

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"Is he afraid of swords? I can help if he is. If this incoming spiritual once-over doesn't fix everything and make you less dangerous, I mean." Teddy doesn't wanna stab a Paladin but maybe Paladins should be less mean to tiny adorable waifs, then. Pretty basic stuff, she thinks.

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"Please don't stab Arjun. I don't think it's mostly about the fact that everything I make blows up... it might be partly that, but it's mostly my Diedrick's. Which, honestly, isn't unreasonable. You haven't seen me when I'm having an episode."

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"You haven't seen the massive concept-squid riding around on your...

Ontology!

"...on your ontology. But I did just meet you today, so I give. I'm not a Morty Expert, I'm a stabbing expert." And she reserves the right to threaten Paladins.

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"If I need anything stabbed, I'll be sure to go to you first."

Isaac exits the cottage, leading a boy with very large ears, pale blue skin, and four arms. The boy extends his upper right hand to Teddy. "Arjun Patel, nice to meet you - Teddy, right?"

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Oh. Hmm. He seems nice, actually.

Hey, I can touch this one, right?

Go for it. If it turns out that every child attending this school can destroy me with one hand, then I'm not long for this plane, regardless.

Handshake achieved. Teddy is good at handshakes. "Yup. I met Morty today and he's got a curse I'm hypothetically allergic to." Teddy is finding it hard to switch her mind off of the stabbing digression. Fighting someone with six limbs would be so cool.

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Arjun peers at her. "Huh. Your - cohabitant - does look a bit, mm, conceptually fragile. He'd be better protected if you were an Avatar, but he'll probably settle in a bit more over time, form a new Hallow in your soul. Nothing to worry about."

Morty clears his throat. "Do I have anything to worry about?"

Arjun turns to squint at him, folding his lower arms across his chest and waving his upper hands around mystically. "...fucking hell. Yes, apparently you do- how did nobody notice this?"

"I don't know, Arjun, how did nobody notice this?" Morty snipes. "We were in Tolman's basic martial arts class together, how come you never flapped your hands at me and diagnosed me with bad karma?"

"If I checked for curses on every maniac who tried to blow me up, I wouldn't have time to sleep," Arjun says haughtily.

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Teddy was not worried. Good handshake, though.

It's called conceptual purity, you wrongfully-glorified teenaged mouthpiece. Honestly, excuse me if I'm not lording over the domains of mice and travelers and luck and one million other things besides–

Teddy is visibly unimpressed with the spat spinning up in front of her. "Are we kicking the guy with a murderous failure curse while he's down, now. Is this our bedside manner."

–could argue that I'm overspecialized, certainly, and it does lead to certain inopportune–

Would you like me to say something to him, Vic?

–elephant! What? No. No, thank you, Teddy. I am simply shocked that this upstart so-called Paladin could fathom looking upon me of all spirits and pronouncing judgement. You make a keen point, Teddy, he really ought to–

Teddy does not sigh.

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