Teddy, recent orphan*, works through new powers, a new school, and grief.
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"Yeah, can you just get this thing off me?"

Arjun makes a balancing gesture with two of his hands. "Maybe. I'm taking you to see Circe, though."

"Circe? I'm not even allowed in the Mystic Arts building! Why are you taking me to a building I'm not allowed in?"

"Because if I try to take this curse off you and I fail, it'll probably kill you, and Circe can stop that from happening."

Morty pauses. "...that's a pretty good reason."

"I did think so."

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Oh, so this is just going to be a series of escalating magicians.

Does insisting on going with them feel like a good idea?

( But I suppose if it will make the all-seeing Paladin happy I could become Victoriatus, incarnate genius of competition and, oh, perhaps prime numbers, why not. Wouldn't that just be grand. )

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It doesn't feel like a bad idea, certainly.

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"Do they let random freshmen in?" And if not, how do they intend to stop her?

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"I can let you in," Isaac says breezily. "Unless you're spying for the Psychic Arts department."

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"Ah, but would I even know I'm spying for the Psychic Arts department?" She would. This is a joke.

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"Fair point. I'll let you in anyway," Isaac says.

They set off towards Kirby Hall.

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That's probably easiest. Teddy leads the way.

"Which Kirby is Kirby Hall? I'm trying to keep a tally of how boring Whateley building name origins are."

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"Nobody cares enough to find out," Isaac says cheerfully.

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"That's gonna skew my data." Teddy dreams of the day they let her take Statistics.

Ah, yes, let's reduce the world to pure math. Clearly, everything in Creation makes that much sense.

Oh, are you done having your tantrum now?

No. And it was an invective oratory, not a tantrum.

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They reach Kirby Hall, which, just like when she stopped by earlier, has one door.

Arjun waves a hand absently as they approach, and a second door appears.

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Could you have found that for us?

I have better things to be doing. Like, say, your Costume homework. Do you think we could replace the Sword with a nice gladius?

Nope!

Javelins?

Teddy mulls on throwable polearms rather than acting surprised at magic doors.

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Morty rolls his eyes at the magic door, then passes through. "That's tacky."

"You're not wrong," Isaac says. "But it's traditional."

Arjun leads them through some slightly labyrinthine hallways and knocks on a door which reads CIRCE: DEPARTMENT HEAD, BETTER THAN YOU.

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Not in the lead, Teddy notes, for once, how labyrinthine a layout is. How very notable. She should really do this more often.

Teddy reads the sign. "Oh, I love her."

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The door swings open, revealing a Greek woman of indeterminate age sitting in an armchair. The walls are lined with various tomes.

She looks at Arjun. "Arjun? What brings you to my office, trailing-" She notices Morty. "My goodness."

"I'm starting to feel like we're in an equilibrium," Morty comments.

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Teddy is ready to be impressed. Noticing Morty's issue without prompting is a good step one, since people are impressive when they match Teddy's successes.

Well, it was mostly your success, Vic, but still.

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Vic?

Teddy can feel Victoriatus looking at Circe, and he sees...

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Teddy may have heard the name Circe before.

This is that Circe.

Her magical aura is like a million strands of light, reaching out to examine everything in her range. She's in absolute control of this room; it might as well be an extension of her body. You could say she's forgotten more about magic than most people will ever know, but you'd be wrong, because she's never forgotten anything about magic. She made sure of that very early in her career.

She raises one eyebrow at Teddy. "Victoriatus has found himself a new Scorpus, I see. May I ask your name? And yours, cursebearer."

"Uh, Morty," Morty says. "I'm Morty Halliwell. Mortimer. Hopefully not a cursebearer much longer."

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Teddy raises one eyebrow at Circe. She's glad she was ready to be impressed. "I'm Teddy."

Is she doing the name thing you had me do to Morty?

I have not the faintest clue. By Jove, I haven't thought of Scorpus in decades...

We're sticking with just Teddy, for now. Even though faculty probably has access to her birth chart and deepest fantasies, given her experiences so far.

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Circe doesn't press. "Alright. Arjun, why have you brought these two to me?"

"I'm going to try to remove Morty's curse, but I need backup in case I drop a thread and the curse decides to kill him."

"Good instincts," Circe says. "And why is... Teddy... here?"

"She wanted to come along and I didn't feel like telling her no."

Circe rolls her eyes. "I thought you were being creative for once. Silly me. Look at Teddy and tell me what you see."

Arjun, looking embarrassed, squints at Teddy once more. Then the dawn breaks. "...counterweight."

"A mystically perfect counterweight. You could use Morty's curse and Teddy's spirit in a Circle of Lachesis. Do you see what I'm driving at?"

Arjun nods rapidly. "Should I start, then?"

Circe turns to Teddy. "Do you consent to Arjun using you as a counterweight while he disentangles Morty from his curse? It'll have no consequences other than you being stuck in this room for the next half an hour."

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To Arjun:

:3c

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Hey, Vic, is that all cool? This seems like a you thing.

Hm? Oh, yes, the boy. Yes, I rather thought that's why you wanted us to come along, actually. I have no objections as long as... Actually, do you mind if I speak aloud to Circe?

...Yeah, fine. Try not to let me feel you moving my tongue around, though.

To Circe:

"Hello, sorceress. I'm surprised to see you teaching. I award you congratulations. On Teddy's and my own behalf I cede permission to this child mage to act under your purview and instruction to end the blight on Mortimer's genius. Do not allow us to be transformed into some kind of golden antelope. Thank you." This is all delivered breathlessly, almost telegramatically, in Teddy's voice, while her eyes shimmer and she experiences the pleasant sensation of singing to oneself without realizing it.

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Circe's eyes narrow. "I suppose you wouldn't have expected-"

She inhales, then exhales, then claps her hands together. "Never mind. Arjun, proceed."

Arjun gives her a look, but starts moving his hands through the air slowly and muttering under his breath in Hindi.

This goes on for some time.

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Teddy, entirely recovered from her Victory Fugue, is fine with this. She flashes Morty the occasional peace sign for his morale, and works on homework. She assumed being ritualed would have more sensations than this, but maybe Vic's special effects budget has spoiled her. At some point, she texts Parvati:

My day stayed as weird as it started, and I'll talk sooo much about it later, but for now: I'm pretty sure my brain ghost is frenemies with a character from The Odyssey? Who also is a teacher here. Whateley is wild. 🤪

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Parvati texts her back:

omg
that is crazy XD
i'm like trying to figure out if i should start a petition to change the dorm name from whitman to angelou because like
dude statue, girl dorm
is that not a little :/
also he had some pretty uncool things to say abt black people apparently so double :/
lol sorry i'm totally rambling we'll talk when you get back

These messages are sent within about five seconds of each other.

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Let me know if you need me to disappear a statue. P:

Teddy adjusts her notification settings for Parvati is but is otherwise charmed. She thinks idly about whether all of the different triangles and formulas she's writing for her Physics homework are going to interfere with the magic ritual she's supposedly participating in.

Physics homework which she has had to assign herself, because the teacher is a dork who wears tight pants and doesn't assign homework on the first day. She's only doing the fun problems, though.

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