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He giggles. "Yes, I am joking. Nah, I have no idea why."

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"How would you use access to animals to take over the world?"

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"That's the joke!"

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"Aw, I was hoping to steal your idea."

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"Well if I had an idea I wouldn't just tell you- wait, actually I totally would. But nope, no idea."

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"Well, at least you'd tell me if you had one."

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"There is exactly one person I'd trust to not duck up taking over the world other than myself and that's you." Pause. "No offence," he tells the other two.

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She waves a hand dismissively. "I'd probably just hand the world over to you two if I had it."

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"I don't need the stress!"

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"Stress!" he scoffs. "It's not stress, it's keeping busy."

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"Too busy! And everything you did would be really a huge deal!"

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"And wouldn't that be grand? Imagine the headlines: World emperor goes to a park. Is amused by squirrel."

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"When would you get the time?"

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"Well you can't be world emperor if you don't delegate a lot of the tasks, the world is really big! That's also part of why you're supposed to build a network of trusted people, so that you know who'd do what or who'd know someone who could do that and do it well."

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"That sounds hard too."

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"It is, but that's why I'm starting early!"

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"So if you take over the world before I do what are you gonna delegate to me?"

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Ponder. "Well I was actually thinking we'd be co-emperors. Co-empresses? Co-empire-people."

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"Co-imperials," suggests Miranda.

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"See, that's why I chose you to be my co-imperial!"

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"Amongst other things." Handwave.

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"And we'd probably look really good wearing crowns."

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"Oh yeah. The best."

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