"Yeah I have one who does a lot of my clothes but he won't work with cool modern fabrics."

"Seems like you need a more flexible tailor."

"That would be helpful, yes. Google didn't show me any that were promising."

"I have no expertise on this, alas. Maybe your guy can recommend you someone who works in more fabrics."

"Feels rude to ask him to recommend his replacement."

"He could always just pick up more fabrics!"

"He's in his 70s. Or 80s, I'm not sure. Either way he doesn't seem interested in picking up new fabrics."

"I feel like that also makes it less rude to ask for recommendations, he could retire at any moment."

"He has an apprentice."

"Who also won't touch rayon? Bummer."

"I suppose I haven't actually tried asking - I typically don't communicate with the apprentice directly."

"Well, I'm sure you'll figure something out."

"I'm sure I will... It has occurred to me that I've never seen you in formal clothing."

"I own a suit for when I need to attend a funeral or a wedding. I don't usually wear it otherwise but if you really want to see I can go put it on."

"Assuming it is not atrociously tailored I would like to see you in it, yes."

"I'm told it's nice, but I'm borrowing my fashion sense so I don't really know."

He can go put on the suit and reappear.

"You were told correctly."

"Oh good. The modern cut isn't troubling to your sensibilities or anything?"

"No, I don't prefer modern variants of formal wear for myself but on modern people they make perfect sense to my aesthetics."

"Convenient." Kiss.

Kiss!

"...I would uh, enjoy it if..."

"If?"

"You... I am distracted and can't think of a phrase better than 'had sexual relations with me' even though that's a ridiculous way of saying it."

"Oh, I got that part, but do you want me to do it while I still have the suit on?"

"If you can manage without it getting dirty."