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a 4D dungeon goes a bit farther afield
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Cricket is much more effective in a 4D dungeon with Haru's new accessory. He still needs an escort who can omnidirectionally shield him from harm but now he just has to come upon a victim, bap them a couple times with a paw, and watch them no longer be his problem.

This dungeon's monsters are actually tiny, though. Little fragile insectile things, which could be a problem for a human who couldn't see them coming but can barely get through Cricket's fur even if he fails to catch one before it stings. Which he doesn't, because he is a mighty hunter with amazing reflexes. (Swatting the monsters fortunately doesn't seem to cause Haru's accessory to summon them out of the dungeon.) So he's doing this one solo. Because he is so powerful.

The dungeon is more complicated than just being 4D, though. It has portals, so it's complicated to map. It's not too hard for Cricket, who is native to four dimensions and doesn't find adding a few doors that much added complexity, but it adds time. Mostly it just links to more of itself. (The theme is brightly colored abstract shapes, piled on top of and wunder each other in colorful heaps, like building blocks for a four-dimensional giant child. The insects look like toys. Somebody's gone in with a beekeeper suit and a net, but that's not Cricket's job.)

This portal goes to somewhere... else.

Cricket peeps through, pupils four-pointed stars, fluff ruffling in the air currents flowing ana to kata.

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This one is to a beach! Well, to slightly above a beach, with a person who looks like a pre-awakening Lucien except his clothes are dirty and in a style that Lucien would definitely never wear. He is emptying a trap of fish. 

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"What the fuck are you doing THERE," says Cricket, "and what did you do with your hair?"

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Lucien looks up, is there fin-"WHAT?" 

Why is there a talking cat with its head poking out of nothingness in midair and wait did it recognize him what the heck.

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"Don't you what at me!"

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"I'm-you're-I'm sorry I am very confused. Are you from Earth."

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"Well, I live there. Why are you asking me this now and what did you do with your hair, it's somehow worse."

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"I'm-I don't... know you? I'm pretty sure I would remember if I knew you."

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"...Wow. Don't do anything stupid, it would make Haru sad. I'll go tell him."

And he disappears back into the dungeon. He finds two more people on his way out and slays ten more bugs.

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[Isabella I just had a conversation with a talking cat that appeared in midair and I am worried about this fact.]

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[...what the fuck. Where are you, any other symptoms, did anything sting or bite or spore you or anything -]

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[By the traps on the beach - nothing stung or bit or spored me that I noticed. It told me not to do anything stupid and that it would tell someone named Haru. And also insulted my hair which is sort of upsetting, I like my hair.]

[Uh, I otherwise feel fine.]

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[Your hair is fine. Do you know anyone named Haru?]

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[Nope.]

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[I'm coming down to meet you, I'll be there in a few minutes.]

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[Okay. It's gone now by the way.]

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Meanwhile Cricket pops out of the dungeon.

"We're at eleven of nineteen -" begins a support team person.

"Yes, yes, I will go back for them, but also there is a THING there. Where is Haru."

"A thing? Like the dungeon core?"

"Do not waste my time by thinking it matters if you understand it. Haru!"

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"Kitty, everything okay?"

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"Your accessory has cloned himself and his clone is in the dungeon!"

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"...Lucien, did you catch that?"

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"Um-excuse me? Is that a thing that happens?"

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"No! Kitty, c'mere and explain, we're decent." If he's right there the whole time Lucien's doing his thing they don't need to break for sex, they can just hug with Lucien in his lap and neither of them wearing shirts till the dungeon's over.

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So Cricket goes over into the receiving area and relates what he saw. "- and he had done something dreadful with his hair," he concludes.

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"I-um-what. I have questions but if he's taggable you should definitely get him out regardless of the answers to those questions."

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"If you're sure," says Cricket dubiously, and he goes back into the dungeon and finds the last several victims and then returns to the portal.

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"Isabella I can see the cat again."

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