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a 4D dungeon goes a bit farther afield
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"That's my job." Pat pat.

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Mmmmm, pats.

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Haru reports on the psions and their chillo on his blog. Does anyone want to be a guinea pig for chillo-petting?

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YES!

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Well that was fast, if she wants to come to Toronto he can get her an intro to the chillo.

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Yep! She went to the airport when she sent the initial message and is about to board her flight.

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He's heard of her - he's heard of all the really active dungeoneers on the continent and the big names from abroad - but apparently he hasn't heard enough of her, that's really short notice for somebody who would probably have been on call for dungeons in her home city. Well, that's between her and her agent, he supposes.

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In the meantime Isabella sends her Lucien out for normal bananas for the chillo, on the theory that if it can't eat Earth food they're out of luck anyway and it's a pretty safe bet.

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It starts out suspicious of bananas but ends up discovering they are delicious, possibly even tastier than bananishs.

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Lia's schedule makes plenty of room for her to travel to help out in other cities, and today that's going to be Toronto.

"Hi! I'm here to pet your alien."

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"The alien's not mine, the extradimensional visitors are keeping it in their hotel bathtub."

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"Which hotel and which room?"

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He can direct her and text the human occupants that she's on her way.

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"I have come to pet your fuzzy!"

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"We're calling it a chillo. You're clear that we cannot guarantee it will not inject you with venom or anything?"

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"Wouldn't be my first time! My power'll cover it."

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"That's very convenient, then."

Behold: a chillo.

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"Mind if I record myself petting it?"

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"You may do that."

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Tripod set-up and camera sent to record for a later vlog and then she can pet the chillo!

"....Ohhhhh. Wow. I've pet a lot of different blankets and animals and monsters and this manages to be softer than any of them......"

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The chillo bonks her nose with its nose, and then rolls backward.

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Lia holds out a finger.

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Walk walk. Bonk. Roll backwards.

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"Oh they're so good... did you want me to try anything in particular?"

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"Well, as long as your powers cover it you could see if you can provoke it into biting you just in case it turns out to be terribly averse to being petted backwards or something that we might otherwise surprise it with?"

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