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"What're the reasons?"

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"Get him to explain it."

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"Okay. Your impressions of everyone here -"

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"Imrainai thinks you're gonna fail to kill Asmodeus, for pretty reasonable reasons plus her religious devotion to him. She's from my world so she has reasonable priorities for the most part and she's from Cheliax so she thinks human flourishing is fundamentally pointless. Next person to ask us about our relationship gets stabbed. Possibly with my teeth."

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"To be honest with you I was worried when I heard that it was going to be a lie."

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"Nah!  I have a spell for mauling people with my teeth!"

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He gestures at the Karen who is neither possessed with superpowers nor recently arrived from Hell.

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"We should really differentiate the Karens. That one may have sold her soul to devils and definitely signed some kind of questionable life contract with them. She seems neat but obviously I haven't bothered her very much -"

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"That's not actually obvious to me -"

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"Oh, just, uh, you don't walk up to strange women and strike up a conversation with them, they'll be wondering the whole time what you want and why you thought you could get it from them."

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"I do that at least ten times a day. Except on Saturdays."

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"Right, but you're you."

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"What I'm concluding is that I should talk to Karen right now because no one has been doing that."

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"Pretty legit. Okay, everyone else, real fast. Fairy. Sketchy as fuck though maybe you won't think so. Cecelia. Seems like a really sweet human being who deserves a hardworking husband and a nice big farm and a gorgeous altar to Erastil or Shelyn or somesuch which she and the husband built themselves out of particularly shiny pebbles they found while planting their squashes and potatoes. I think the fairy would try to get this for her if he had the slightest understanding of why anyone might want it. 

Hell Karen. She was in Hell. Now she's pretty fucked up and really likes food, and hugs, and doesn't understand language. Leave her alone, I figure. Her version of me, who says they were good friends and wants to be cautious about the use of mind-effecting magic to speed her recovery which is pretty reasonable. If you go near her he might bite you. No idea if that's a metaphor, I don't recognize his species. Might be an elf? In which case it'd be a metaphor."

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" - thank you."

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"Happy to do it any time I know more about a large group of people than you, which is to say I'll never do it again."

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"- I've been underestimating Connor."

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Shrug. 

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"Do you do hugs in Osirion?"

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"Course we do." Hug. "Boys hug boys and girls hug girls and then no chance of any impropriety."

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He draws back and studies him for a second. Then he shakes his head. "All right. Talk to you later."

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"Talk to you later!"

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And he heads over to Karen. "Hey, I'm Matthew."

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"Hi. I'm - I guess I should learn to stop introducing myself."

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"I guess so. You're from an Earth?"

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