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I'm not going to, like, not be an esper, obviously

she's just throwing a tantrum

saying I'm not responsible enough to even get good grades so what am I even thinking

and that a responsible esper doesn't say he's about to drop out of school then block his poor concerned mother

leaving her alone and scared all day long

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sounds like she might need therapy

maybe you too

maybe family therapy

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why would I need therapy

I'm a perfectly normal and well-adjusted human being

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if you're a perfectly normal and well-adjusted human being in this economy you definitely need therapy

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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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is she the kind who will be concerned or mollified by the fact that you get to skip conscription as an esper?

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wait shit I forgot about that

awesome

oh but all my friends are going to need to enlist

and I'll be here living the high life like some K-pop star

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lots of K-pop stars have to enlist, too, you know

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trust me, I know

so many cool groups when I was growing up stopped for years because of that

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a heterosexual K-pop boy band stan in the wild

amazing

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does it even count as skipping the draft though, I mean

I'll be fighting dungeons in fact, not just in training

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how you feel about it is between you and your conscience

you'll have internet, though

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having internet access is a big perk, it's true

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when you said you were dropping out of school

did you mean, like, high school?

I've made peace with the fact that I'm a cradle robber but I need to calibrate, here

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you're not robbing anything

but yes

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aren't you like

wouldn't you be a senior?

doesn't that mean you're about to graduate anyway?

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what's even the point of finishing high school if i'm not going to college

and besides if I have school I won't be able to go clear dungeons

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true

but still

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meh

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well, lmk if you need to be rescued

I will demand free labour for it but it's still a lot cheaper than the market rate for my powers

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can I exchange sexual favours for it instead? 

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—wait shit he forgot the context abort abort—

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I'll settle for a selfie of the face you're making right now after you realised you actually hit "send"

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dick

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sure, a dick pic is fine, too!

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