"Not even if they're being annoying and you ask nicely?"

"Maybe he could be talked into it."

"If anyone asks you didn't get the idea from me."

"No one'd dare suggest my escapades are the fault of anyone but me."

"That sounds almost like a challenge but I'm not sure how I'd go about meeting it..."

"Trying to get me to do anything I don't completely want to be doing isn't just a challenge, it's impossible."

"Wasn't thinking of that. I was thinking of coming up with something you would want to do but wouldn't have thought of on your own."

"That you could maybe do, but I'd still be to blame if I pulled it off."

"But if you wouldn't have been if I hadn't suggested it and I suggested it with the deliberate intention of having it happen then it would also be my fault. It would be both of our faults."

"Sure, if you really want to be at fault for things."

"Well, when you put it that way..."

"Tempted to leave it to me? I have royal immunity to consequences."

"Ooh."

"Anyway, I'll let you know next time I'm going way out of town."

"Cool.

I'll tell you what I was going to ambush you with if you'll tell me where you've been hiding."

"Different place every time. I don't need much to live on."

"Cool. Good for you."

"You don't either. You can kinda do fine without a single thing Tirion's selling."

"Well, that's true, but I do find that it's more convenient to have a consistent place to store things like bright-pink-lace-trimmed clothing."

"I leave most of my nice stuff at the house."

"Makes sense."

"Leaves it vulnerable to pranksters, though."

"I gave it back!"

"I wasn't complaining!"

"Good."