"If I drank much you'd want juice and cookies but there is no particular mojo attached to my fangs, even if I was using them," she says cheerfully. She gives him a speculative look and leans over and licks a scratch on his collarbone. 

He giggles softly. With her leaning in so close, it feels very natural to put an arm around her shoulders.

Ooh, that means hug! Hug!!!!

Wow she's adorable. He hugs her.

"Okay, commencement?"

"Commencement!" 

She leads him to commencement.

A Japanese woman with cat ears and two tails is standing at the front of the amphitheater. 

"Welcome, everyone, to Grimm University! As I'm sure you all know, Grimm is a school for monsters! Now, like it or not, human beings run the world! For us monsters to survive, we must learn to coexist peacefully with them. And that's the mission of this university! Living peacefully in a human world! Which brings us to rule number one: you will retain your human appearance. In order to successfully practice living as a human, you must refrain from revealing your true nature, even to your fellow students." 

How convenient.

Off to their right, a guy with snakebites raises his hand. "But ma'am, can't we just eat all the humans? I could start with the cute girls." 

Valid.

"No, silly," the catgirl tsks. "But anyway, don't worry about running into any humans here. All the faculty and staff are monsters too! And the campus is located inside a secret 'borderlands,' no human has ever seen it. Not and lived, anyway!" she giggles. 

Well somebody sure fucked up here, then, didn't they.

"Now off to your first classes with all of you!" she says cheerfully. 

"...Not what I was expecting," she mutters. 

"Yeah me neither!"

"If the rest of the teachers are anything like her I'm not feeling that great about their ability to teach us to act human." 

"Yeah that's, uh, that's pretty reasonable. Well. You said you'd been living in the human world since you were six, you'll probably be all right? And if not, I bet I can help."

"Oh, I'm not worried about me. I am a little worried about snakebites over there." 

"Yep he seems like he is gonna have a time."

"Well, not my problem, I guess. I hope." 

"How would it end up being your problem?"

"'Cute girls first?' Maybe he's only the type to harass human girls, but maybe not." 

"Oooh yeah I see what you mean."

"I'm not the cutest I've ever been, but I'm cute enough." 

"Yeah, you sure are. Anyway, did she actually mean we all have classes to get to right now, because I really feel like I should probably be finding wherever the hell I'm gonna live and leaving all my shit there first?"

"I don't think we have classes right now. I mean, do you even have your schedule?"