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Dec 15, 2019 3:55 AM
Sean is not a generic harem anime protagonist
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"...Hm. I wonder if the blood thing works the same for non-humans." 

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"...huh, that'd be interesting. So you could get people high and they could beat up whoever was fucking with them?"

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"Yeah...I mean, it's not a perfect strategy--I only have so much blood--I mean I can regenerate it but I'd have to eat more and I dunno how likely people are to be willing to play snacktime." 

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"Where do you get snacktime usually?"

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"Oh, you can buy bags of blood--not like embezzled from legitimate blood donations, that I know of, but within the monster community getting your blood drawn to put in the Vampire Grocery Store is, like, any amount of a thing."

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"...that's... sort of weirdly cute?"

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"...Thanks? It's pretty clinical, though." 

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"I dunno, I just like the mental image of you with a bag of blood like a juicebox."

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"Ohhh, I thought you meant the extraction process. Yeah, it's kinda like that! Except I come with my own straws." 

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Giggle.

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"Mom made me use the plastic ones when we were out in public but at home I did in fact also use my own straws on juiceboxes when I was a kid."

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"That's even more adorable."

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"I was a cute kid. If you ever meet my mom you should hit 'er up for pictures of little me." 

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He giggles again. "Maybe I will!"

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"Cool." 

Snuggle. 

"What were you like as a kid?"

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"Not super cute. Kind of a huge bully actually."

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"Mm. Yeah, not cute."

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He nods.

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"That's okay. You're cute now." 

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"Am I? Cool."

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"I think so!" Cheeksmooch. 

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"Well, good. I think you're cute too." Snuggle.

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"Well, yes, but we already established that." 

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