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in which karen teller saves expat fairy celegorm from zombies
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"Maybe I have a magic spell that causes paralysis with chocolate-nibbling."

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She rolls her eyes and stares at the ceiling. "I can't definitively rule this out."

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"You can tell me to stop, you know."

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"I am aware of this. I - think I am not going to."

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"Gosh." He puts the chocolate down and walks over to her. "Sexy fairies come to peoples' houses and kiss them uninvited, you know."

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Gaaah. 

"Do they."

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"Yes."

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- she's just gonna be over here blushing and breathing unsteadily and being full of lots of fluttery feelings and somewhat hesitantly kissing him back.

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"Sexy fairies scoop humans up and carry them off to their beds."

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There is definitely some part of her that distantly feels like she should be objecting to this, but it can't seem to muster any actual objections.

"Gosh."

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Scoop. 

 

He did not consider how to hold her and operate the doorknob and there is some fumbling.

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Well she can helpfully cling to him, can't she. This may result in her blushing into his shoulder. 

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Hug. He figures out how to operate a door. He takes her into their room. He drops her on the bed. The wings have come unglued from one shoulder and are trailing morosely behind him. 

 

" - sexy fairies want the telepathy on so they'll notice if they - make you scared -"

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Nodnodnod. He's so good. There are lots of pretty people in the world but he cares about her and wants her to be happy and wants to only do things that are nice -

- hopefully he doesn't think she's really pathetic for being this - this - she feels sort of ridiculous but she doesn't think he'd think that - he's so good - and really pretty -  

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Oh good she's okay. He's not even going to waste any energy trying to figure out why he might think she's pathetic this time, it won't make any sense anyway.

Sexy fairies lie down on top of her and kiss her.

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Aaaaahhhhh sexy fairies should keep doing that.

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Oh good. Then they will. They're enjoying it so much. They love her so much.

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He's so good he's so good he's so good - how did she ever get so lucky - she loves him so much -

- she is maybe bad enough at thinking right now that she can run her hands over his back where the wings were without actually remembering to be anxious about this -

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Oh good that sounds like exactly what he wanted. Also it feels very nice. 

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Well then she can keep doing that. She likes making him feel nice. A lot.

 

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She should get that spell.


Her witch costume is not a sexy witch costume but he will kiss all around its collar and nibble like on the chocolate and be so pleased and so happy and so in love - and so turned on - and holding her is very very nice -

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Aaaaah - she wants the spell a lot even though she's pretty sure she had lots of reasons for being kind of worried about wanting it and some of them were maybe even good ones - he should - not take her costume off probably because she's not really equipped to make decisions about that right now but that seems like the kind of line she'd want to have drawn - he should definitely keep doing what he's doing right now though - please - 

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Yes. Yes yes yes yes good he loves her so much he's so happy everything is so wonderful.

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Aaaaahhh happy happy happy loved and happy.

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Probably eventually they will get tired of this or something.

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