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"So they might do something harder to trace?"

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"If they try anything, I will catch it."

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"Good.

 

 

I want to go walk around offering to teleport people to ten billion lightyears away so they can see for themselves. I should probably not do that."

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"I don't think that would really help anything."

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"I could just go walk around in their capital and see what they did about it. It'd be kind of fun."

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"...They would almost certainly escalate to the kind of weaponry that causes significant collateral damage."

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"Oh." Sigh. "They're kind of starting to annoy me."

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"I know how that gets."

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"Can you teach me more programming?"

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"Sure."

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Good. That's way more fun than dealing with the stupid empire.

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A few weeks later when he comes by for a programming lesson, Cipher Nine is looking pensively at a holo of a Hutt.

"You remember the Cartel?"

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"Yeah!"

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"They seem to be dreaming of a Hutt Empire once more. This one, Szajin, has sent a message seeking your approval of this endeavor."

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"...what would that involve?"

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"The Empire or granting approval?"

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"Their empire."

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"I'll play the message for you."

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The holo Hutt speaks. His voice is deep and sonorous, and he speaks Basic with a cultured accent.

"Greetings, young one. I am the Archon Szajin. I would first thank you for all you have done for myself and my brethren in the Cartel in recent months. Thanks to you, we are more prosperous than ever before in our illustrious history. It brings to mind the glorious era when my people were more than simple money-grubbing businessmen, when we showered the galaxy in our magnificence. The era of the Hutt Empire. We ruled with a strong, just hand, and led the galaxy in splendor. Given your actions on behalf of the Independence Confederacy, I understand you to be unopposed to the existence of political entities unrelated to those who currently dominate galactic affairs. The time is ripe for the Hutt Empire to rise again. I seek your aid and your blessing in order to bring this enterprise to fruition."

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"...I guess I could just tell him that the only rules are 'anyone who wants to leave can leave' and 'no wars'?"

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"Yeah, that would be reasonable. But something doesn't add up about this for me. Why now, after so long? It's... out of character."

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"For this Hutt in particular or for Hutts in general?"

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"Hutts in general."

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"Maybe he's a very ambitious Hutt. ...what do you think is going on?"

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"I don't know. I need to do some digging."

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