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Tobirama and Faust are necromancers
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"Yeah. 'Course, you can get even really shy wildlife to not mind humans if humans leave food all over the place."

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"We are bad at not doing that." 

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"And wildlife has pretty different definitions of edibleness."

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"Well, generally if something has been left where wildlife might find it for very long humans will cease to consider it edible regardless, but yes." 

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He laughs. Then: "I can head out tonight to lurk around foxily, if it seems a good idea."

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"Have you tried being a fox before?" 

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"A few times! It's a lot more comfortable than being a cat or a dog, and about as small animal as I can get without feeling all squished?"

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"Does feeling all squished have any effects, or is it simply uncomfortable?" 

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"Harder to stay the right shape, and it's really uncomfortable."

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"Please don't take any risks while surveiling Ephraim that aren't strictly necessary." 

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"I won't. I promise."

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"Good. The Asenath problem is hard but she's half-human; a shoggoth like you would be much harder to bring back." 

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"Probably, yeah. But you guys would figure it out, right?"

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"Yes. But you are regardless not expendable, even temporarily." 

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"Thanks."

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"Well. You're family, now." 

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" - Even past the name thing?"

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"I was hoping to talk to my husband a bit first, but - yes. I would like to adopt you."

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He seems absolutely floored.

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"If Eliza was here, she would hug you." 

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He doesn't seem to know what to say, still.

Eventually: "Thank - you?"

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...Joseph pats his head. 

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What does he do with head pats???

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...Keep...getting...them? Oh no is this awkward why did this have to happen while Eliza isn't here. 

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He laughs kind of awkwardly, says, "Ah, maybe we should start the things!"

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