🚫do-not-jin: while I in-principle agree that would be really funny if I did every funny thing I thought to do in this chat I would be fired

🐠nemo: ...what other funny things have you wanted to do and not done?

🚫do-not-jin: give me one good reason to tell you

🔔 traceless: first person to figure out why I picked this gets a prize

🍉 melonmelon: duh
🍉 melonmelon: it's because you're going to get pinged the next time we start arguing about what counts as a sandwich or fighting a horse-sized duck or whatever

🔔 traceless: nope

taegun fan no. 1183: is it a language joke
taegun fan no. 1183: are bells and traces related somehow

yoo-min-max: I should really not say what I thought in public chat
yoo-min-max: not least because it is definitely completely unrelated to your actual reason

🔔 traceless: if you aren't sure you've got it you probably haven't got it
🔔 traceless: but now I'm curious what in the world you thought of

🍸nomu?: I assure you you do not want to know

taegun fan no. 1183: I do

🚫do-not-jin: I assure you you do not want to know x2
🚫do-not-jin: it is almost certainly not work-appropriate and I was hoping I wouldn't hit bingo this week on muting people

🔔 traceless: do you have a literal bingo card?

🍉 melonmelon: thirty of them. they take up his entire desk. when he gets a bingo, there is a moment of silence and we all have to give him 5 won

🚫do-not-jin: yes
🚫do-not-jin: "having to mute someone for work-inappropriate comments" is there and hasn't happened at all this week
🚫do-not-jin: giving Park Yoo-min a warning is the free cell in the middle

yoo-min-max: you're so rude!

🚫do-not-jin: am I wrong?

yoo-min-max: don't change the subject

🔔 traceless: oh if being rude in the chat is allowed maybe I should start working on teaching Cricket Korean

🧋youngwoo: Cricket?

yoo-min-max: his cat
yoo-min-max: that'd be amazing
yoo-min-max: get Cricket in here omfg

🐠nemo: wha

taegun fan no. 1183: is that the monstercat ive heard so much about
taegun fan no. 1183: i wanna meet him!!!!

🐠nemo: wha

🔔 traceless:

🍉 melonmelon: omg it's so pretty

kitkatcat: excuse me, speaking for my fellow cat, but that is obviously a pinnacle of feline masculinity
kitkatcat: don't 'it' him
kitkatcat: also yes please bring him in this place needs more cats.

🚫do-not-jin: goodness he's gorgeous

yoo-min-max: he's soooooo funny
yoo-min-max: he only speaks Japanese
yoo-min-max: and he's the rudest person I've ever met
yoo-min-max: I love him

💤Zzzzgirl: omg omg omg his wiiiiiings
💤Zzzzgirl: his wings his wings his wings!!!!

kitkatcat: I am picturing a cat and a mint green labrador now.
kitkatcat: the cat insults the dog constantly, but the dog can't help but be drawn to feline perfection.

yoo-min-max: hey @traceless does he hate dogs
yoo-min-max: should I change my pfp
yoo-min-max: ...is that a racist thing to ask?

🐠nemo: that's totally a racist thing to ask

yoo-min-max: honestly I'm just grateful he tolerates me
yoo-min-max: he doesn't like anyone except Haru
yoo-min-max: I've been blessed

taegun fan no. 1183: i want to be blessed too!

🚫do-not-jin: lol. lmao.

taegun fan no. 1183: ...i feel like that was an insult but idk what it was

🍉 melonmelon: how can you tell by looking at that picture that he's a boy cat??

🔔 traceless: he doesn't like dogs but he hasn't gotten up close and personal with any

taegun fan no. 1183: i couldnt tell by looking but @yoo-min-max cant shut up about him whenever he decides to waste time here at the reception

yoo-min-max: look at him!!!!
yoo-min-max: how could I possibly shut up about him
yoo-min-max: he's perfect
yoo-min-max: if he joins this chat I'm changing my avatar