"I haven't seen very much of you-collectively but it is at least not blatantly inconsistent with your self-description."

"...you know what, we've got a QQ meeting soon. That's, uh, the LGBTQ peeps, Queer Quasar. We usually hit up bars and stuff. Why don't you come? Both of you. Drinking with gays is always a great way to suss some vibes."

"I don't drink, if I ever decide I want to spend some time less sane I would go flying recreationally."

"You don't need to drink, we've got plenty of people who don't. ...I guess maybe you wouldn't like a drinking atmo?"

"No, it's fine if there's no expectation to."

"Aces! Great timing, it's Friday at 8, I'll text you the address.

"...ah, Kang Jaeha-nim—"

"Sure, I'll come, too. Haru will be there, after all."

"Do I get a ride on the fancy teleport or do I book a flight?"

"Haru-san, I would not let you book a flight to Korea for a drinking night."

Oh they're like compatible compatible, okay.

Heeeeee catches himself before he says he liked "sir" better. "Teleport it is."

"Awesome! I've texted the guys to let them know."

"It wouldn't just be 'for a drinking night' though, to be clear, this is a substantial career move to be considering, one can visit one's prospective workplace and meet people there even if this requires hopping a plane."

"I would also not let you hop on a plane for that, either. ...unless you told me to but."

The boooooys are gaaaaaaaay this is so cute.

"What's gonna happen when I try to visit my dad, huh, do I also get to teleport across the Pacific Ocean because" the dick is that good "I have the good fortune to know you?"

"I do have all of this money lying around not doing anything..."

"Hey if you're looking for someone to be the beneficiary of some of that money..."

"I don't know you, Park Yoo-min-nim."

"I have beaten you to it, Yoo-min, I linked him to the Against Malaria Foundation."

"...the what now?"

"It's a charity that provides long-lasting insecticidal nets to populations at high risk of malaria. Over half a million people die of malaria per year, most of them children, and giving them these nets is a very cost-effective way to substantially reduce the chance that people will get infected at all."

"...damn."

"Is that a direct quote, you don't have to memorize their website."

"It's part of one! And it was fresh on my memory. Plus, it was a very impactful description."