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huddled masses is working for wolfram & hart now and celegorm is very disappointed
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"Sure thing. What do you want?"

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"I dunno. Haven't seen all the Indiana Jones movies."

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"Okay. I'll nip downstairs for them. If four hours go by before I come back please please come out and knock on the door across the hall or something."

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"OK. I will."

And she is actually intending to do that rather than waiting two days this time.

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Yay.

 

He goes downstairs and gets the movies.

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Then Karen can watch movies. Like, actually watch them this time, even though she is still kind of sort of terrified of Wolfram & Hart recovering and killing her at some point.

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Wishbone runs in the Milliways door before Azalea manages.

WHERE'S THE KAREN TELL ME TELL ME.

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Thank you!

He runs up the stairs.

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Azalea sighs at him. She does not run up the stairs.

 "What do you know about her?"

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"This Karen? Uh, this universe seems similar in many respects to ours, but we haven't asked her too many questions. She's scared of everything, she works for the forces of evil -- well, their law firm in LA -- her parents aren't dead, she's older than ours was --"

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"Great."

She follows the possibly manic dog upstairs.

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Possibly manic dog is continuing to run in what he supposes is the direction of room 407.

KAREN KAREN KAREN WHERE'S THE KAREN.

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Pacing Elf in the hallway points at the door.

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He can't actually open doors, or knock, so he just kind of, like, scratches at it.

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Karen opens the door.

"Hello - ?"

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Karen!!!

Wishbone is gonna jump up several times in his enthusiasm. 

 

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"...does the dog belong to someone...?"

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" - to Karen -"

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"- oh."

She scoops the dog up and hugs him.

"Well. I'm not not Karen, exactly, but I guess I'm probably good enough for you."

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Snuggles!!

Karen's a tough act to follow, really, but I'm sure I'll like you too. Unless your favorite hobby is vivisecting puppies or something.

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"He says 'Karen's a tough act to follow, really, but I'm sure I'll like you too. Unless your favorite hobby is vivisecting puppies or something.' Milliways has a translation effect, Wishbone, I think if you use a sign language she'll just be able to understand it -"

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Do I look like I know how to talk in any human sign languages.

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"He says? The other Karen has a talking dog?"

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"He says 'Do I look like I know how to talk in any human sign languages.' You know a lot of things!!

And yeah, he's actually a squire of a knight of King Arthur's court who got turned into a dog and has been a dog for a long time. Sorry, I should've mentioned."

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