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huddled masses is working for wolfram & hart now and celegorm is very disappointed
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"I don't know. People don't tell me things. Just, the new CEO is doing a lot of reshuffling people and someone said something about mass aura reading on the top floors, and maybe it filters down."

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"Who's the new CEO?"

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"Vampire named Angel."

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"Angel?"

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"Yeah? I think?"

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"Well that's super weird."

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"...is there context, or...?"

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"Uh I know Angel in our world and he's a good person? Or pretending real effectively. He adopted a lost Slayer and fought the forces of evil and was sad when people died and careful not to injure human enemies and - you know, that kind of stuff. He used to be an evil vampire named Angelus though. Maybe he turned evil again, or never stopped, in your world."

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"He's... a vampire." Also Mr. Kent says he doesn't even have a law degree but this is the sort of complaint that is probably a lot more salient when you're actually, like, a lawyer.

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"He said he had a soul. Was cursed with a soul by the grieving relatives of a girl he murdered. I'm guessing yours didn't so much go that route."

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"I really wouldn't know."

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"Anyway I'd have to look up the details but Angelus was seriously bad news so it's good we're getting you out now."

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"OK. I guess."

Really unclear on what's going to happen to the kids then, or if she can do anything about it from over here. Doesn't super look like it, but maybe she should like, rethink her policy on talking about this problem, given any evidence that they might be sort of possibly actually trying to help her. Maybe. She is undecided.

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"We can figure out a way to get you back to your world, for - anything you might need - but I do not think you should ever show up at Wolfram and Hart again. Angelus's favorite pastime in our timeline was torturing pretty girls to death in elaborate ways and that seems unpromising for your safely getting out of there."

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"Yeah. Probably not."

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"I don't know if we will assassinate him, though, it sounds really dangerous and I'm not actually sure he's worse as a head of Wolfram and Hart than whoever'd replace him. I'm sorry."

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"No, it's - I mean, I don't, uh, know about stuff like that. It's been bad around here for way longer than he's been here anyway."

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"There's a lot of bad stuff in the universe. And it's kind of unclear what most of the good guys are up to."

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"Yeah. I hear that there are good guys. Probably. Somewhere."

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"Karen likes God but I'm pretty pissed at him because he sent her to a hell dimension."

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"I dunno, I feel like I'd forgive him for that. I guess she's better and stuff."

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"I mean, I'll forgive him once he repents."

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Shrug.

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"I could possibly use more DVDs. Or books or something. I guess."

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