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Feb 26, 2020 4:34 PM
you'd do anything, anything at all, to stop being bored.
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“Of course. That’s why we’ll need all this.”

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“...‘we’ll’.”

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can’t pass as a doctor in a hospital. Too many shibboleths.”

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"...yeah, no."

He stands up and heads for the bathroom.

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"--where are you going?"

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“To sleep.”

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"Watson, the game is on."

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"And I've got, like, one principle. Find somebody who doesn't."

The bathroom door shuts behind him.

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He attempts to open the door.

With lockpicks, if necessary.

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...is he honestly—

He manages to get three of his fingers bandaged before the bathroom door opens.

“...seriously?”

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"At least come with me to the kink club."

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"...what, now?"

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"It's a kink club, Watson, they don't close at six and go home for supper."

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"You think I don't know when kink clubs close? They just got shot up. They're not gonna be open tonight."

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"Why not? The police finished taking pictures, the cleaning service has been through, I checked."

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"...dude, somebody just died there. There are bullet holes in everything. The people who go are gonna be freaked out and upset and the people running the place are definitely gonna shut it down for a few days."

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"That seems inefficient."

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"...what," he says, incapable of picking a more specific question.

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"The business makes no money, the customers have nowhere to go to satisfy their fetishes..."

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"Nobody's going back to the place anyway the night of!"

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"Why not? It's the safest time, the shooter's extremely unlikely to return so soon."

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"–it's not exactly a turn on."

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"I suppose rutiluphilia doesn't have much aesthetically in common with that as a fetish, no."

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Curiosity wins out.

"...I don't know that one."

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"Abnormal sexual attraction to redheads."

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