"I wish I could know what my stats are."

"Apparently it knew you were about to ask that, I got a skill for it ten seconds ago. Character sheet." 

BOD: With the average being 10, and perfect 10s being 40, your BOD of 6 puts you well below average. Your best hope of finding someone willing to touch you is to have them fall in love with your charming personality.

LST: At a LST of 28, you are just barely not an unusually horny teenage boy anymore, which is probably a relief, because you can now do anything other than masturbate. Now that you have a boyfriend, at least you can fuck yourself into a sex haze.
 
SED: Your SED of 1 means your flirting strategy is to pine endlessly or, at best, to turn bright red, stammer out a proposition, and then flee the room. 

FUK: Your FUK of 3 means you'd better be extra careful with your teeth while giving blowjobs. As for other bedroom skills, have you considered trying to… well… move? The Erogame considers your FUK of 3 to not be particularly ero, and has provided you with instincts such that your FUK is equivalent to 10 until you get some practice and can level it up the normal way.

PRV: It is an achievement to have a PRV of 9 as a horny bi man in the age of the Internet, and your pre-Sasha PRV of 6 is even more impressive. You read long stories about men falling in love with each other and then having sweet, gentle, affectionate sex. Sometimes you fantasize about having sweet, gentle, affectionate sex with men you have a crush on. You've occasionally read a story where they sweetly and gently and affectionately handcuff each other, but the violence is kind of a turnoff. Luckily for you, "I want women to peg me while sweetly and gently and affectionately talking about what a great cocksucker I am" counts as a kink, or this would be really embarrassing.  

ERO: N/A. Non-Erogamers do not have an ERO stat.

Special Notes: None. 

"Physical appearance of 6, physical desire of 28, flirting ability of 1, sexual skill of 3 but it has been made equivalent to 10 because having a 3 isn't very ero, kinkiness of 9 and before you met Sasha it was 6, and you don't have a 'how weird my life is stat' because only I have that." 

He glances at Sasha. 

"You can look if you want but I don't actually want to hear the magic sex game's opinion of my physical appearance." 

"A thousand," Lev announces, and kisses him. 

"I love you." 

"I love you so much," Marlo says, and kisses them both. "— perks, I have Cinnamon Roll, which means everyone I have sex with gets triple the positive effects from doing so, No, which lets me pick one event to prevent or undo but I can only take it once, Friends with Benefits which lets me give anyone who doesn't know about the game powers if I convince them it could have happened somehow or make someone a true companion, and Everyone Knows which means people who spend significant time around me can guess what my kinks are." 

"...Cinnamon Roll would be the mind-control perk that True Companion mentioned."

"— wait, what — fuck, it would be." 

"Well, I feel really happy and in love and-- and okay with you looking at me naked and not afraid that the Erogame is going to direct you to someone better and then I'll never see you again-- I haven't worried about that once, that's incredibly out of character--"

"Positive effects," he says, very quietly. "Like how having someone love you is a self confidence boost, and having somone want you can make you believe you're wanted, and not like preventing you from reasoning about whether people are telling you the truth, or —" 

"But I didn't notice I was being mind controlled--"

"Of course you didn't, because the effect of the mind control was 'making sure you know you're loved,' who would notice that? And if it made you feel ways you definitely wouldn't usually, or made you less able to notice if people are lying, then one that wouldn't be a positive effect and two I don't see how sex with Marlo could cause that anyway —" 

"But there are ways I would normally act that I didn't and I didn't notice--"

(He's kind of freaking out.)

"And I bet for me it was — trust and liking the way I look and feeling safe, and if I felt safe when I wasn't actually safe that wouldn't be positive —" 

"I don't want omniscient beings fucking with my head when I don't even know what they're doing and I might not even notice-- I don't care if it's doing positive things, I don't want something to change my brain without me even getting to know what it changed-- I half want to stop fucking Marlo but that wouldn't work, the Erogame wants me to fuck Marlo and if I did it would probably arrange to force me to rape Marlo or something because Marlo thinks getting raped is hot and I don't know if I know that for real or because Everyone Knows is fucking with my head--"

"Do not have sex with me if you don't want to be doing that — True Companions makes you immune to mind control, right —" 

"Don't do something you don't want to do because I'm freaking out."

"Okay, but if it's freaking you out this much to not have it then you should — I'm not going to give it to you in the next five minutes, at minimum we need to talk about what exactly you want from it first, but that's. There." 

"It's fine! I'm fine. Everything's fine."

Sasha hugs him. 

"I wouldn't-- necessarily mind the changes, I mind-- things messing around in my brain without me knowing what they're doing."

"So cuddle me until you can have a conversation about what exactly you want from True Companion, and then you'll know." 

"I want the Erogame to tell me what it's doing to my brain."