sasha. 

don't worry it's in my apartment we aren't going to put it in yours 

"Technically it's also in my apartment but in my desk drawer," Lev adds. "Because I think my parents would be suspicious if I suddenly had a hot cop calendar."

it was shot a week ago how did it even 

you know what I don't care don't tell me 

Lev gets his phone to participate in the conversation.

the Erogame is doing reality warping, I think

lots of shirtless guys, a porn section in the bookstore with a kind of improbable amount of gay porn, the clothing store had a bunch of incredibly sexy clothes and they were all in Sasha's size

the girl clothes and the guy clothes

a glory hole in the bathroom where there definitely wasn't one last week 

gosh 

that's.... a lot 

it honestly seems pretty nice so far

still a lot, though

yeah

I'm not sure why it picked you instead of me or sasha

neither am I 

it said something about being desperate but Sasha wouldn't have been any less that 

no 

when you come home I want to cuddle you 

I want to cuddle both of you but I also think Marlo should explain all the stats and skills and other things he has 

so we know what's going on

good idea 

fortunately I can do that while cuddling 

When Marlo gets off work he is tackled by an armload of extremely curious Lev.

Cute. 

"Hey! I missed you too." 

"Work is terrible," kiss, "the Erogame should give you a winning lottery ticket," kiss, "and then you can stay home all day," kiss, "and kiss us," kiss, "which is probably the MOST ero."

"Pretty sure," kiss, "that would ruin the economy," kiss, "or something —" 

Did you know: there is a bed. They could be in it. 

"People win the lottery all the time," Lev objects. 

He can be in bed with his Sasha and his Marlo.

"Now, explain your stats and skills and things."

He draps an arm over Lev'swaist and pets Sasha's hair. "My stats are physical appearance, physical desire, flirting ability, sexual skill, kinkiness, and how weird my life is. Ten is the average for all of them except the last; currently I'm at 28, 15, 14, 20, 24, and 21 respectively." 

"How much is a point worth?"

A skill has been created by a special action! Telling Lev your stats has created the skill Character Sheet.

Info/Skills/Character Sheet

Character Sheet. Active. Lvl MAX. 1 Dom/use.

Using Character Sheet tells you what a person's stats would be if they were the Erogamer. We knew that was going to be Lev's next question. 

"The difference between having a one and having a two is the difference between being fifth and tenth percentile, ish. Except for the 'how weird my life is' stat, I'm not sure what's up with that one but the literally physically impossible doesn't start until fourty." 

Lev looks him up and down. "... I think the points must be worth less above ten because you are really really hot but you are, like, normal-person hot, not 'whatever's eight points above 99th percentile' hot."

"Probably, yeah. Most of them it's hard to actually tell how much of the thing I have compared to most people." 

He leans forward and kisses Lev.