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Bruce Banner is the Erogamer
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Leia is in the same boat. NO opinions ONLY happiness.

Eventually she completes the VERY DIFFICULT INTELLECTUAL TASK of going "I wanna feel you come inside me."

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Well, that's easier done than said! And now she has a boneless flop of a boyfriend.

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Happy snuggles!

"Love you."

(She's still hard.)

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"Love you. Do you want . . .?" He isn't sure what it's alright to offer, or what he's capable of right now.

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She laughs. "I guess girls often don't get off during sex?"

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"I guess? I want to do this right, though."

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She kisses Bruce. "I don't mind just. Making you happy. --And it's nice not to have the part after I come where I start hating myself."

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He'd be super frustrated, in her place, but. "If that's how you want it." Kiss, snuggle, vague wondering if he's going to get a skill for anything he just did. Maybe his brain is too full of hormones for aliens to do anything to it, ha ha.

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"Can we try something? I think maybe the Erogame is giving me an idea." 

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"Sure!"

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Leia takes Bruce's hand and sort of cups her dick with it and grinds against his hand and makes a hissing noise. 

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Bruce grins and holds his hand steady and applies pressure. And kisses Leia's neck, because it's right there.

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"Mmmmmm," she says, and "maybe try circling your thumb around the top bit?"

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He can do that! "You're so beautiful when you're happy."

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Whimper whimper whimper. 

(Her boyfriend is touching her clit to get her off after sex and-- it's so easy to remap the sensations and it almost feels like she has the parts she's supposed to have-- and it's going to be awful in a few minutes she knows but it feels so good and she wants to be touched so badly, wants to be touched by her boyfriend who loves her and-- her vision whites out.)

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Proud satisfied happy feelings? Did he do it right, is she going to not feel awful? 

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She collapses on Bruce's shoulder. "I love you. I don't want to move ever again."

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Proud satisfied happy affectionate feelings! "I love you too." They don't have to move more than the minimum necessary to clean themselves up and they definitely don't have to unsnuggle.

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She kisses Bruce's cheek. "I don't hate myself. Right now."

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"That's good." 

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"I feel warm and happy and full of love and I don't hate myself and I'm not a sick disgusting pervert."

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"You're not! You're my brilliant gorgeous girlfriend."

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Happy wiggles. "Love the Erogame."

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Quest completed: True Love's Kiss.

+4,000 XP
Improved relations with Leia Aarons.
+1 FUK for sheer horniness about sex with your girlfriend.
A skill has been created by a special action! Getting Leia off has created the skill Trans Chaser.
Info/Skills/Trans Chaser

Trans Chaser. Passive.

You have an instinct for sexually touching gender dysphoric people in a way that doesn't trigger their gender dysphoria. You automatically use correct pronouns for trans people, unless this would be inconvenient or out them. You find crossdressing 37% sexier than you did previously. 
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Alien beings messing with his procedural knowledge and language processing is still weird but this instance looks very convenient. Also if it works even when he doesn't know he'd be outing someone it can be exploited to discover arbitrary truths, but possibly he should spend a week or so trying to get a different way of discovering arbitrary truths that doesn't involve playing chicken with massive social awkwardness first. Also hopefully that "improved relations" bit is just stating the existing facts and not shoving them to like each other more. Whatever, hormones are kind of mind control-y already.

"The Erogame is pretty excellent. I should go have an orgy about it. Once I can move again."

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