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Bruce Banner is the Erogamer
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"...what the fuck."

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"Is something wrong?" Oh no, Aarons probably does think he's disgusting and is going to want him to cancel the orgy because it's gross.

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"I still want to kiss you."

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"Do you . . . want to not want to kiss me?" 

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"Maybe? Sort of? Not like that? I'm very confused."

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"I'm sorry. Anything I can do to help sort your head out, or should I just leave you be for a bit?" He feels like the entities running the game have got to be facepalming at him.

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"Um. Do you think you can have sex before the orgy, or is your LST not high enough."

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Please let that mean what he thinks it means. "I'm pretty sure if I show up to an orgy and can't perform because I've already had sex twice today the game will figure something out."

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"Uh because my LST is still pretty high and my PRV is now 1 and that means, apparently, I am really really interested in being your girlfriend and having sweet loving gentle sex with you while you say nice things to me which seems kinky to me but what do I know I'm not an omniscient sex game." 

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"Well, my sense of these things is probably unusually likely to line up with the Erogame's, but I think it sounds extremely sweet and wholesome?" That's so much better than the case he had been worried about without consciously articulating it, to wit, Aarons ending up exclusively interested in sex within marriage for the purpose of procreation. It is, in fact, adorable.

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"I really thought it would, you know. Take my fetish away."

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"Maybe it thinks your fetish is cute? Or, wait, maybe it's only about acts and not about participants? If someone who was biologically female wanted the exact same thing it would be totally vanilla, right? So maybe the Erogame classes that as vanilla regardless of who's doing it." It's weird logic, but it's the same sort of weird logic that leads to videogames accidentally having gay relationship options because characters are marked as "romanceable" or "not romanceable" without a switch for the player's gender. Hopefully in this case it is not an oversight the developers intend to correct for the international release.

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"I guess? ...I don't want to have sex with girls."

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"Did you before?"

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"I mean, I've had three girlfriends? And sex was. Okay? I guess? Kissing is nice and holding them is nice and eating girls out is nice the same way that giving them a footrub is. And then they usually got frustrated that I couldn't-- reciprocate."

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"Huh. None of that sounds kinky either so if reducing your PRV got rid of your interest in it I'm confused again. Maybe anything involving girls was like, right on the edge of your sexuality and you were using your openness-to-new-experiences to try it anyway and now you want to stick to what you definitely like? I dunno, I feel like I'm making up epicycles."

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"...as far as I can tell you are the only person in the world where kissing them or seeing them naked is at all appealing."

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". . . Okay now I'm wondering if PRV 1 is supposed to make people ace and I got an unprincipled exception." He side-eyes a random wall, for lack of a better target.

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"That can't be it because I have LST 24. Low LST makes you asexual, right? Low PRV makes you extremely vanilla. And apparently the most vanilla possible me wants you to hold me and kiss me and tell me you love me and fuck my ass while calling me the prettiest girl in the world. And I still have a lot of horniness but normally it was-- spread out across a bunch of things-- like, pretty girls in magazines and sexy underwear and eyeliner and getting my ex-girlfriend off and getting pregnant and getting married and having my hair done and being called ma'am-- but now none of those things are interesting and all of the horniness is specifically concentrated in how nice it would be to have your dick inside me and this is very distracting actually. Um. --I guess the sexy underwear is nice if I think about you thinking I'm pretty when I wear it."

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"That's--very convenient from my perspective. Also super hot." That probably isn't the Good Supportive Boyfriend thing to say but he can't see what is because the mental image of Leia in sexy underwear is in the way.

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"I guess-- there's a theory that for people like me it's not a fetish, it's an orientation? Like my brain got messed up, and I was supposed to be orientationally attracted to women, and the targeting mechanism got messed up and instead I became orientationally attracted to myself as a woman? So lowering my PRV wouldn't change my orientation, any more than it'd make a gay guy straight. It just makes me a really really vanilla person orientationally attracted to myself as a woman, which apparently means you fucking me is incredibly sexy."

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"That's not very intuitive but I'd say that about most of human psychology. If it predicts the data you're observing we might as well provisionally run with it."

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"...do you want to stop talking about psychology and go back to your room and fuck?"

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"Yes. Yes I do."

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They can do that and then Leia can stand awkwardly in the middle of the room and wait to be kissed.

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