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Marlo Lane
"The Erogamer"
LVL: 1 (0%)
Stats:DOM: 2/100
SUB: 15/200
BOD: 20 (+)
LST: 1 (+)
SED: 6 (+)
FUK: 4 (+)
PRV: 19 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Points: 5
Money: $1,220Status Effects: None
Description: Marlo Lane is a novice police officer hoping to make a difference. For the last year, he has been consumed with anxiety about Sasha Michaels, his best friend, who has been diagnosed with cancer and is expected to have no more than three months to live. His desperation to save his friend has opened him up to the possibilities of the Erogame.
Skills:
Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or pregnancies or refractory periods. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.
Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.
To Mine Own Me Be True (Lvl MAX): Even at the center of the Erogame, you are not just an erogame character, but a human being possessed of his own free will. Your family will always be safe from you, and little children everywhere.
Perks:
True Love Conquers All: If you love someone enough, nothing can ever permanently separate them from you. The only exception is their wishing to leave you---deliberately, voluntarily, and based on correct information. People you love will live out a full natural lifespan and they will never die before you do. If they ever face serious physical or psychological harm, you will always get a chance to rescue them. This applies to any type of love, not just romantic love. If you would undergo hardship and sacrifice to protect someone, if losing them would leave a scar on your heart that never fully heals, then you will be able to take care of them, and in time you will always be reunited.
Info // Character Stats // Level:
At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you'll never be this weak again. You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.
Info // Character Stats // Body:
With the average being 10, and perfect 10s being 40, your BOD of 20 makes you solidly the most attractive person in the room, assuming the room isn't in Hollywood, California.
You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.
Info // Character Stats // Lust:
At a LST of 1, you're very nearly asexual. For now, anyway.
You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.
Info // Character Stats // Seduction:
Your SED of 6 makes it possible for you to get a date with a girl who doesn't have anything else to do that Friday. Could be worse, but could be much better.
You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.
Info // Character Stats // Fucking:
Your FUK of 4 means you'd better be extra careful with your teeth. As for other bedroom skills, have you considered trying to… well… move?
How do you increase this stat? Take a guess.
Info // Character Stats // Perversion:
Your PRV of 19 despite your total romantic isolation is a sad commentary on the decadence of the third millennium. Nonetheless, casual exposure to a variety of naughty ideas has left you open to a whole host of things you prefer not to think about.
You can increase this stat by being a little less close-minded, and acting accordingly.
Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic:
At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.
If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.
Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy:
If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.
It isn't.
One of her nipples is almost out of her top.
"Well, I don't want to be arrested. I'm sure we can come to an agreement."
Quest available: Public Relations
Candee Daniels does not want to be arrested. And she's willing to do aaaaanything to escape today without a criminal record.
Success: +1 PRV, +1 LST, +500 xp
Failure: 'Erectile Dysfunction' status effect, two days
Good.
(Please, please, let him go back to his old department, so he can stop working Vice. Please.)
A few more normal cases, and then he has to process a pimp. One of the bad ones. She beats her girls, and rapes them; there are pictures. One of the girls is fourteen.
....he wants to throw up, a little bit.
At least she's been arrested already.
Quest available: Police Brutality
Show her that crime doesn't pay. Make her feel even a tenth of what her victims did. Make her understand exactly what she did wrong. Let the punishment fit the crime.
Success: +2 PRV, +1000 xp
Failure: Increased relations with the criminals faction.
No.
No. Absolutely not. This is not why he took this job, he is not that kind of cop, he is not going to be that kind of cop, it does not matter that a sex game is interfering with his entire life, it will not happen.
The Erogame leaves him alone and lets him do his job for the rest of the afternoon, until:
"Hey!" a woman in her twenties, dressed in a remotely reasonable outfit, says.
That's a relief, probably.
"Hey," he replies, looks up and makes eye contact and smiles.
"I'm trying to organize this year's hot cop calendar!" she says cheerfully. "We're hoping to raise more money for charity than the firefighters. Do you think you might want to participate? It's for a good cause. We're helping homeless LGBT youth."
— yeah, okay, if the game is throwing this at him he'll take the bait. (Sasha would be pleased. That isn't why he's doing it but he's aware of it anyway.)
"I'd be happy to!"
Quest available: Strip for Charity
The sexy policeman calendar is taking pictures today! All proceeds to go to help homeless LGBT youth.
Success: +100 xp, the proud glow of knowing you've done what's right.
Failure: "The Camera Adds Ten Pounds" status effect.
"Great!" she says. "I'm Addy, I'm the photographer. If you'll just come right this way--"
"It's a body positive calendar," Addy chirps, "so we're not going to retouch anything, if that's all right with you!"
"Fine by me!"
Non-retouched photos of him aren't that much more personal than retouched ones.
"I was hoping to do a naked calendar," Addy says, "so we can really beat those firefighters and raise more money! But of course we can do anything you're comfortable with-- covering it with a sheet, shirtless, fully clothed--"
..........okay, observably yesterday he was going around shirtless for several hours and nobody particularly objected or stared too obviously even though —
— it still feels like too much.
"Not full frontal?" he tries.
"All right!" she says cheerfully. "You could have something covering your front-- maybe a book?-- or you could keep your pants on, or I could just shoot you from the waist up-- oooh or you could lie down and I could take a picture of your backside--"
Yep nope still too much. "Just from the waist up," he says, and sounds firmer than he feels.
Stating your boundaries has created the skill Sexual Communication!
Info/Skills/Sexual Communication
Sexual Communication. Lvl 1. Active. 3 DOM/use.
Saying what you want can be hard. When you use this skill, you will automatically express your strongest current sexual desire, clearly, accurately, completely, and without your conscious input.
"I have a set of handcuffs! Would you like to be handcuffed to something for your picture?"
He activates Sexual Communication and opens his mouth to say 'no' and instead says "Yes."
WHAT WHY
"Great!" Addy says cheerfully. "I appreciate your concern for homeless LGBT youth. Take your shirt off and I'll handcuff you to the wall!""