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Jul 23, 2019 3:44 PM
marlo lane is the worst erogamer
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(He stirs, doesn't wake up.) 

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A skill has been created by a special action! Holding Sasha while he sleeps has created the skill Sleep Telepathy.
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He reads the skill description, because what else can he do. 

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Info/Skills/Sleep Telepathy

Sleep Telepathy
: Lvl 1, Active, 1 SUB/use

Sleep telepathy allows you to read someone else's mind as long as you are in the same room as them and they are asleep. At Lvl 1, you learn how they want you to interact with them to create the best sleep environment possible. 
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Oh. 

This he doesn't mind at all. 

He uses Sleep Telepathy — Sasha wants him to move so Sasha's head is at a different angle, to play with his hair, to put his hand higher on Sasha's back; he — does what he's asked. Or not asked, technically. 

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Following Sasha's fast-asleep instructions has caused Sleep Telepathy to go up by 1!

Info/Skills/Sleep Telepathy

Sleep Telepathy: Lvl 1, Active, 1 SUB/use

Sleep telepathy allows you to read someone else's mind as long as you are in the same room as them and they are asleep. At Lvl 2, you learn how they want you to interact with them to create the best sleep environment possible, and you can see their dreams.

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He looks so peaceful; his breathing is soft and light and even. 

(When Marlo checks, he wants Marlo to keep playing with his hair — to run his fingers down Sasha's chest and stomach to places Marlo would rather not think about — and he's having a very vivid dream about exactly that.) 

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+1 LST, for secret reasons.
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Nope. 

Nope nope nope nope nope. 

He lets go of Sasha — whispers "I'm sorry, work thing" when Sasha blinks up at him, still half asleep — leaves. Goes back to his own apartment and puts a shirt back on. 

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It's pretty late. The Erogame doesn't bother him for the rest of the night.

Having LST 3 might.

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It does, a little. He ignores it. 

He takes a moment to stay in his car and pray before he goes into work the next day. 

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When he gets to his desk, his boss says, "Good news! You're getting reassigned to Vice."

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...great. Awesome. He is not looking forward to how the erogame will interact with his job. 

"Thank you, sir," he says instead of that. 

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His boss goes through some orientation things!

"--Oh, and one more thing," he says, "I wouldn't normally say this for how new you are, but you're a bright young man. Eager. We've been looking for someone for undercover work."

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Of course. 

"What sort of undercover work?" he says, because he might as well find out now rather than later. 

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"Well," he says, "we need someone to do stings in order to collect evidence that will allow us to arrest women for prostitution." 

Quest available: Go Under Covers

You don't know the escort was going to illegally have sex with you for money unless you make a noble sacrifice and fuck her for the cause.

Objective #1: Arrest one prostitute. +100 xp, +1 PRV, improved relations with boss
Objective #2: Arrest ten prostitutes. +1000 xp, +2 SED, +$500, ???
Objective #3: Arrest 100 prostitutes. +10,000 xp, +1 BOD, +1 SED, +1 PRV, +$1500/month, ???
Objective #4: Arrest 1,000 prostitutes. ????
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That is not what he was signing up for when he took this job. 

"I think I'll get back to you after I've been on Vice for more than a day," he says, and clicks N. 

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His boss looks a little disappointed. "Of course. Right now we'll have you on the desk so you can process the people we arrest? Get your feet wet?"

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"Sounds good!" 

It doesn't. 

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The first three people he processes are normal.

The fourth is... not.

In general, prostitutes are pretty but ordinary-looking women wearing normal clothing: blue jeans, T-shirts, maybe high heels. It's not very good to attract attention if you're doing something illegal, and the Girlfriend Experience is more popular than the Porn Star Experience anyway.

The latest woman who was arrested did not seem to have gotten this memo. Her hair is long and platinum blonde and her makeup is put on with a trowel. She's wearing a cutoff shirt knotted over her enormous breasts; her breasts are almost falling out, and you can see a little bit of one of her nipples. Her legs are technically covered, if you count fishnets as leg covering; her miniskirt is so short you can see her ass. Her heels are high enough that Marlo gets sympathetic foot pain just looking at them. 

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Oh, good Lord. 

"I can get you a blanket if you'd like one," he says, "that can't be warm." 

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"I don't need one," she says in a voice like Jessica Rabbit, and bends over so Marlo gets a look straight down her cleavage.

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That's uncomfortable. 

"Are you sure? They keep the AC pretty high in here." 

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Her breasts, having essentially nothing to hold them up, jiggle with every movement of her shoulders.

"No, but there is something else you can help me with."

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That's also uncomfortable. 

"What might that be," he says, roughly one hundred and six percent sure that he already knows. 

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