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Marlo Lane
"The Erogamer"
LVL: 1 (0%)
Stats:DOM: 2/100
SUB: 15/200
BOD: 20 (+)
LST: 1 (+)
SED: 6 (+)
FUK: 4 (+)
PRV: 19 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Points: 5
Money: $1,220Status Effects: None
Description: Marlo Lane is a novice police officer hoping to make a difference. For the last year, he has been consumed with anxiety about Sasha Michaels, his best friend, who has been diagnosed with cancer and is expected to have no more than three months to live. His desperation to save his friend has opened him up to the possibilities of the Erogame.
Skills:
Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or pregnancies or refractory periods. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.
Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.
To Mine Own Me Be True (Lvl MAX): Even at the center of the Erogame, you are not just an erogame character, but a human being possessed of his own free will. Your family will always be safe from you, and little children everywhere.
Perks:
True Love Conquers All: If you love someone enough, nothing can ever permanently separate them from you. The only exception is their wishing to leave you---deliberately, voluntarily, and based on correct information. People you love will live out a full natural lifespan and they will never die before you do. If they ever face serious physical or psychological harm, you will always get a chance to rescue them. This applies to any type of love, not just romantic love. If you would undergo hardship and sacrifice to protect someone, if losing them would leave a scar on your heart that never fully heals, then you will be able to take care of them, and in time you will always be reunited.
Info // Character Stats // Level:
At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you'll never be this weak again. You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.
Info // Character Stats // Body:
With the average being 10, and perfect 10s being 40, your BOD of 20 makes you solidly the most attractive person in the room, assuming the room isn't in Hollywood, California.
You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.
Info // Character Stats // Lust:
At a LST of 1, you're very nearly asexual. For now, anyway.
You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.
Info // Character Stats // Seduction:
Your SED of 6 makes it possible for you to get a date with a girl who doesn't have anything else to do that Friday. Could be worse, but could be much better.
You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.
Info // Character Stats // Fucking:
Your FUK of 4 means you'd better be extra careful with your teeth. As for other bedroom skills, have you considered trying to… well… move?
How do you increase this stat? Take a guess.
Info // Character Stats // Perversion:
Your PRV of 19 despite your total romantic isolation is a sad commentary on the decadence of the third millennium. Nonetheless, casual exposure to a variety of naughty ideas has left you open to a whole host of things you prefer not to think about.
You can increase this stat by being a little less close-minded, and acting accordingly.
Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic:
At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.
If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.
Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy:
If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.
It isn't.
He's just going to ignore the feeling of his LST raising and cuddle his boyfriends (!!!!!!!!).
"It's pretty good," he agrees. "— can't say I love the thing where sometimes it decides I need a higher physical desire stat but I guess given the premise it should work out being less fun in the long run if I didnt have one."
He thinks about it. "...more like how much it bothers me when I haven't had any? It feels like a body thing more than a mind thing."
"Huh. ...If I go, like, two days without jerking off I can't think at all until I do."
"I'm still not there, I don't think." He kisses Lev's cheek. "But I started at a one, which was around fifth percentile, and now I'm at eleven, and it's — distracting."
"You should write down what it's like to be various levels of horniness. You're probably the only person who's ever gotten to experience everything between near-asexuality and-- how far up does the scale go--"
"I don't know but fourty is when it starts to get into the physically impossible, so. — I can try doing that?"
"I think it sounds kind of terrifying but I'm glad someone appreciates it?"
"...Maybe it'll stop giving you stat points now that you're at a distracting level of horniness?"
He sounds like he's doing wishful thinking even to himself.
"Maybe, but I doubt it."
...what does Cuddle feel like when you use it on two people at once.
Sasha sighs and settles into Lev's side, lets his eyes close. "You're so good."
He snuggles Lev just a little bit harder and —
— can he use Matchmaker on himself?
Matchmaker, how are he and Lev going to turn out — he and Sasha — all three of them together — he and Harry —?
Matchmaker on him and Lev: wanting to keep someone safe and protected, of having someone to rely on no matter what.
Matchmaker on him and Sasha: soulmates destined to be together in every universe.
Matchmaker on him and Harry: a sort of desperate longing to be good and safe and make the other person happy.
Matchmaker does not appear to do triads at his current level.
If he uses it more it'll level up, right? How about Harry and Sasha, his sister Alana and her current boyfriend, his parents, both sets of his grandparents?
Harry and Sasha: knowing that it will hurt but not caring because at least it will drive the pain in your head away for a while.
Alana and Jay: overwhelming horniness, the friendliness that comes from knowing you don't belong together but you're having fun.
His parents: liking, a sense of possibilities never explored.
Paternal grandparents: quiet desperation; hatred that endures for long enough that it becomes shaped like affection.
Maternal grandparents: the warm quiet love you have for an elderly cat.
....how about he doesn't introduce Harry and Sasha. Or at least, not for a while.
He isn't sure what to do with the information he has now about his family except cuddle Lev and Sasha that much harder.