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Marlo Lane
"The Erogamer"
LVL: 1 (0%)
Stats:DOM: 2/100
SUB: 15/200
BOD: 20 (+)
LST: 1 (+)
SED: 6 (+)
FUK: 4 (+)
PRV: 19 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Points: 5
Money: $1,220Status Effects: None
Description: Marlo Lane is a novice police officer hoping to make a difference. For the last year, he has been consumed with anxiety about Sasha Michaels, his best friend, who has been diagnosed with cancer and is expected to have no more than three months to live. His desperation to save his friend has opened him up to the possibilities of the Erogame.
Skills:
Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or pregnancies or refractory periods. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.
Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.
To Mine Own Me Be True (Lvl MAX): Even at the center of the Erogame, you are not just an erogame character, but a human being possessed of his own free will. Your family will always be safe from you, and little children everywhere.
Perks:
True Love Conquers All: If you love someone enough, nothing can ever permanently separate them from you. The only exception is their wishing to leave you---deliberately, voluntarily, and based on correct information. People you love will live out a full natural lifespan and they will never die before you do. If they ever face serious physical or psychological harm, you will always get a chance to rescue them. This applies to any type of love, not just romantic love. If you would undergo hardship and sacrifice to protect someone, if losing them would leave a scar on your heart that never fully heals, then you will be able to take care of them, and in time you will always be reunited.
Info // Character Stats // Level:
At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you'll never be this weak again. You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.
Info // Character Stats // Body:
With the average being 10, and perfect 10s being 40, your BOD of 20 makes you solidly the most attractive person in the room, assuming the room isn't in Hollywood, California.
You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.
Info // Character Stats // Lust:
At a LST of 1, you're very nearly asexual. For now, anyway.
You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.
Info // Character Stats // Seduction:
Your SED of 6 makes it possible for you to get a date with a girl who doesn't have anything else to do that Friday. Could be worse, but could be much better.
You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.
Info // Character Stats // Fucking:
Your FUK of 4 means you'd better be extra careful with your teeth. As for other bedroom skills, have you considered trying to… well… move?
How do you increase this stat? Take a guess.
Info // Character Stats // Perversion:
Your PRV of 19 despite your total romantic isolation is a sad commentary on the decadence of the third millennium. Nonetheless, casual exposure to a variety of naughty ideas has left you open to a whole host of things you prefer not to think about.
You can increase this stat by being a little less close-minded, and acting accordingly.
Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic:
At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.
If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.
Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy:
If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.
It isn't.
Harry full-body shudders.
"Why are you nice to me? People aren't nice to me."
"Because I can be," he says, instead of any of the other things that come to mind. "And you need it."
Another full-body shudder.
Harry presses his head into Marlo's hand like a cat demanding pets.
Harry's breathing deepens and eventually he falls asleep in Marlo's arms.
Main quest objective complete: One Swing And I'll Humiliate You
+2000 xp, +1 perk point
A skill has been created by a special action! Eating Harry out has created the skill The Nectar.
Info/Skills/The Nectar
You gain benefits from consuming sexual fluids you have personally extracted from others. (With the Mad Inventor perk: sexual fluids extracted via machines of your own creation that you personally operate.) Every person's precious bodily fluids convey different potencies, hinted at by tastes and sensations you may learn to identify. Mixing synergetic sexual fluids yields greater results, but the fluids must be mixed in situ.
Info/Skills/The Nectar/Harry Hook
1. Whenever you make an impulsive choice, you are protected from the obvious consequences of your actions. (You are not protected from nonobvious or unpredictable consequences.) (4 hours.)
2. You know how to play three chords on guitar. If you previously knew more than three chords, you now know three. (24 hours.)
3. You have masochism as Fairytale Painslut. (30 minutes.)
You have leveled up!
A purple timer appears, flashes 120:00, and then starts counting down.
He's pretty sure that whatever perk he takes is going to influence how the game turns out, and he knows which direction he wants to push in. Cinnamon Roll it is.
A shadow shaped like a man looms; it looks nine or ten feet tall and as broad as a football player. It hurts between your legs. You want it to stop. Hot tears pour out of the corner of your eyes no matter how tightly you squeeze them. It's bad to want it to stop. It means Daddy loves you. Daddy wants you to be happy and feel good and you are so bad and wrong and broken and ungrateful--
Harry wants to wake up. Harry wants to never sleep again.
How fast is it humanly possible to wake someone up.
"Hey, it's okay, you're okay, I've got you —" and he's cradling Harry again.
"Of course I'm still here."
He doesn't stop cradling Harry, doesn't take his hand out of his hair.
"People usually go away after I have sex with them," Harry says in a tone like he's explaining the alphabet to a child who is rather too old not to know what the alphabet is.
He debates a couple of different responses before he says "That's because they're scared of you, and I'm not."
"— different kind of scared," and does he mention what Harry was dreaming about, he thinks he does not.
"Is it? Sometimes people hold me down and threaten me and fuck me even though I don't want them to, and that's hot, and sometimes I hold people down and fuck them even though they don't want me to, and that's hot."
"It is. Most people don't think that's hot, it's just terrifying and awful and bad and they want it to stop as soon as they can make it stop."
He still doesn't let go.
".......no. It's like — if you were underwater and trapped under ice and you couldn't get out and there was nobody who could help you and you were going to die, would that be hot?"
Less concerning but still pretty concerning!
"For most people, sex they don't want to be having and can't end is like that. Not like belonging to someone, like being trapped and not being able to get out and nobody being there who will help you."
"But they're making me happy. You can't just not have sex with someone if it makes them happy."